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fighterdoken

An improvised move of Black Mage's, in which he launches Fighter onto oncoming enemies. This attack is a good backup plan for when Black Mage runs out of MP (Magic Power).
Fighter: OK, what's your plan?
Black M: It's a little something I like to call FIGHTERDOKEN!
by eMPTy³ December 23, 2003
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dominican tickle fight

When four guys hold down one guy and jerk him off. Meanwhile they all laugh and play it off as a joke.
Since he's a new player, let's show him the Dominican tickle fight tradition.
by Isguma02 November 21, 2016
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fighting the Kraken

Incredibly loud and feverish masturbation, usually by a male.
"I don't wanna go back to my dorm room right now, my roommate's been in there for an hour and it sounds like he's fighting the Kraken."
by Ben Abbott August 22, 2006
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Puerto Rican knife fight

A knife fight between two people bound at the forearm. Thus, for each fighter, one hand holds the knife and the other hand is tied to the opponent.
by lexico3000 May 4, 2006
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fighting crime

1)when friends have sex, but there is no serious relationship other than friends with benefits; friends with benefits; fuck buddies; fb. Not to be confused with booty calls.
2) a sarcastic answer to stupid or obvious questions.
1)Platano Man and Kitty are always fighting crime, but Platano Man refuses to make her his fulltime sidekick.

2) Captain Obvious aka Mom: You weren't home on time!
Kitty: Really now?
Cpt. Obvious: Yeah! WHERE WERE YOU?
Kitty: I was out fighting crime!
*SLAP*
by ♠Kitty♠ February 22, 2009
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spoiling for a fight

Means that one is looking for a fight, looking to cause trouble
The team members were mad; they had lost the gams and, now, they were spoiling for a fight.
by Jim February 5, 2005
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Penis Fright

When you don't want to pee in a urinal because someone is standing next to you.

It's quite common, so don't feel weird if you have it.
I admit I have penis fright. The very thought of another guy pissing right next to me when I'm trying to just stalls my bladder.

Example Situation:

John entered a public restroom. Having not used the bathroom for a few hours, he really needed to. He didn't have time to reach a stall, and besides, they were all taken.

John decided to use a urinal. He unzipped his fly, and just when he was going to release himself, a burly man stands next to him to do the same. Meanwhile, John is standing there, afraid, confused, wondering what his penis' reaction will be.

He just couldn't. John went to his doctor to ask him why he couldn't urinate in a urinal whilst standing next to another guy.

There was only one thing.

John had penis fright.
by Mr. Sacman July 17, 2009
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