Flarglehumped

the act of dry humping an unsuspecting mother's hand (people will usually wrap their foreskin around the finger) while going down a waterslide.

This act is common in the northern cities of North Macedonia

Carson, have you Flarglehumped that hot MILF on the blue dragon slide yet?
Carson: yeah, she tried to fight back but I used the Chinese finger foreskin method to subdue her so I could nut.

by The only skibidi goat January 25, 2025

Argle flargle

1. Something good to say when it's awkward. It usually only works if you're weird on a regular basis...

2. It can also be a way if letting out frustration.

1. Awkward-moment-maker: ...So, the weather these days...?
Weird person: Argle flargle?!?!
~*each start to hop up and down from the burst of energy*~

2. ARGLE FARGLE! I can't figure out this friggin shoelace! D:

by Kingfishahh(; December 28, 2010

gargle flargle

1. A sound someone makes when their ideas are rejected.
2. The sound of being indecisive or irritated at self and/or others.

Gargle flargle! Why won't you just let me do what I want?!

by justaperson May 5, 2014

Anusdorks & Flargchandlers

Anusdorks: a tamer version of a hardcore fucboi
Flargchandlers: a super-duper hardcore fucboi who is the stereotypical douchy rich kid on Snapchat

Mike: I found some anusdorks & flargchandlers at the park today!
Jenny: Oh, okay. Talk to them?
Mike: No.
Jenny: 'K.

by Finkypigz9 August 14, 2017

flagamps

A sickness, usually overcoming you for one day.Common in girls.

flagamps can occur when your period is just ending, but you still have cramps. Your abdomen still not feeling well, you eat a small amount of food, But later, your cramps will go away. Seeing as you only ate a small amount during the beginning of the day,your cramps turn into hunger. You think its still cramps, so you continue not eating, only to make matters worse.

"god, I felt terrible last night...I think I had the Flagamps.."

by Mosi Modesty August 26, 2007

fargleflickle

An expression of flabbergastation. Usually preceded with traveshamockery.

Guy1:This is a travesty. This is a sham. This is a mockery. This is a traveshamockery!
guy2:No making up words sir.
Guy1 Fargleflickle! Whos pocket are you in?!

by nathan percy July 17, 2007

Flag Up

To get a stiffy whilst looking at porn.

Hey john, you better not flag up looking at that porn.

by Josh4938499 December 18, 2007