Definitions by Finkypigz9

Anusdorks & Flargchandlers 

Anusdorks: a tamer version of a hardcore fucboi
Flargchandlers: a super-duper hardcore fucboi who is the stereotypical douchy rich kid on Snapchat

Mike: I found some anusdorks & flargchandlers at the park today!
Jenny: Oh, okay. Talk to them?
Mike: No.
Jenny: 'K.

Anusdorks & Flargchandlers by Finkypigz9 August 14, 2017

Qwaanzbopulousmas 

A holiday only celebrated by anusdorks and flargchandlers; considering the fact that only THEY know what the true meaning of Qwaanzbopulousmas is. The holiday is basically like Christmas: all the good and pleasant boys and girls get candy and toys for Qwaanzbopulousmas. But if you're bad, then the spirit of the holiday, called Dimenickel, comes after your children (or you, if you're a bad kid) and locks you inside a metal box roasting over a fire. The box becomes red-hot and starts to burn and scald your asshole to the point where it feels so fucking good. Then Dimenickel lets you out and gives you a hamburger.

Anusdork: Oh man, I just celebrated the FYOOK out of Qwaanzbopulousmas last night!
Flargchandler: Chyah, brah...Hey, what happened‽

Qwaanzbopulousmas by Finkypigz9 March 9, 2017