Fuck fairy

1. For that one friend thats always dating/fucking someone left and right
2. Gay best friend

1. "My friend is always dating a different person every week."
"Geez what a fuck fairy."
2. "Hey fuck fairy hows your day?"
"Dont fucking call me that Glitter Dick "

by Dat Gay Asstard September 19, 2018

Truth-fairy

Take an older truth and put it under your pillow and overnight the truth-fairy with exchange it for a convenient belief that allows you to function guilt-free.

I was was under the belief there were two genders until the truth-fairy visited and now I can name dozens!

by Treblatsirc January 31, 2020

Piss Fairy Hat

A hat used by a homosexual; specifically a male homosexual, that has been cummed in numerous times.

DAMN! Don’t forget the piss fairy hat for the party tonight!

by Bob sucks at building bitches November 3, 2020

banana peel fairy

A magical creature that breaks into your home at night when you sleep with a banana peel under your pillow. The fairy then takes the banana peel and proceeds to eat a sleeve of ritz crackers in your bed next to you, leaving crumbs everywhere.

I cant wait for the banana peel fairy to crumb up my bed tonight. Fuck yea!

by workshoedick August 1, 2017

The Gardener in Fairy Tales

A woman that loves a married man and is his partner in an affair. Should be ashamed of herself. No morals. Posting love online and clearly isn't what he wants. Fake love. I hope he leaves her for you. And I hope he hurts you in the exact same way he is hurting her now.

Keep being crapping like The Gardener in Fairy Tales. He doesn't love you or his wife. But you should tell her about the afair . Admit it to her like you do to random strangers. so she can find the love she deserves. Scum bag. Fake love. You deserve to be alone. Homewrecker.

by Love is destroying me slowly May 1, 2022

Mrs. Fairy Dust

Another word for your period you can say to your friends for other people not to know you have your period.

Mrs. Fairy Dust came to be last night.

by Mrs.fairy dust June 18, 2015

beer fairy

A small beer loving fairy that scorers your home to find the cracks, so that after a party or a night of drinking it can sneak in with its fairy bar buddy's and steal your beer while you sleep it off.

(Richard)-"Char did you drink all my beer?"
(Charlene)-"No it wasn't me, the beer fairy did it!"

by Svt011482 August 10, 2006