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Females

dat one guy who’s so ew so he calls women females
These females is crazy
by anonymous March 25, 2022
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Female Paedophile

You should be able to figure out what a female paedophile is yourself. You've got Google (if you are reading this) and common knowledge. Figure it out yourself.
by LordJenal September 28, 2022
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Female psychonaut

You don't hear about them often just like you don't hear about a female version of Kurt Cobain or a female gun(wo)man too often why, because most females are afraid to look like failures to other people, and because they are afraid to look like failures to other people, they are afraid of failure itself. Most females would rather become an astronaut than a psychonaut any day because they don't want their family calling them a loser, especially not their mother.
The female psychonaut wanted to give the male rock stars a run for their money, so she OD'ed on heroin to kill herself at 27, since that seemed to be the magic number. She thought her death would be more tragic than the deaths of male rock stars because she could have had babies and now she never would, but actually people had about the same reaction, as she was just another human like the males were, and her death was more of an ordinary event than a true tragedy. It wasn't earth shattering sadness people felt for her.
by The Original Agahnim July 2, 2021
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female transformers

useless things added to transformers for no reason. if robots can’t have sex then whats the purpose of adding females to transformers.
guy 1: “female transformers are useless as hell”
guy 2: “yeah, whats the purpose of having genders if you can’t reproduce
by supermoaimoai July 10, 2023
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female

1: The worst thing that was ever given life
2: The one that reproduce with a male
3: A bitch that cries all day and gets their feelings hurt easily
They are a female
by tacowithpeanutbutter11 September 4, 2022
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Female Shooter

When a female decides to shoot up a place. It's unusual due to most mass shooters being male.

Only 3.8% of all shooters are ever female, and there's usually only one female shooter every year. (Since 2000)
Girl 1: Did you see that girl who shot up a Christian school on March 27, 2023?
Girl 2: Of course! She makes me sick. those were just children and staff! Heartbreaking. but,

that is strange? I thought most were men. not a Female Shooter.
Girl 1: Shut up, bitchy feminist.
by Boovian March 27, 2023
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Alpha Female

User wrldkailee on twitch
You’re really alpha female!”
Really? I got it from wrldkailee on twitch”
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