Facebook fail

Posting something on a social network that you wouldn't want some people to see but are able to see.

"Dude my parents saw that photo of me drinkin on facebook" "Oooh... facebook fail!", "Senior skip day on Monday" *sent to everyone so underclassmen can see* Facebook fail!

by Dudders Mcnugget April 26, 2009

epic fail syndrome

when your life just sucks massive cock, and you suck at everything.

G1:Suck my dick!
G2: Sorry I choke on small items!
G1: ahawwaaahah..?!??!

you have epic fail syndrome, if your guy 1.

by arian_O March 20, 2010

Scene fail

1. A try-hard; A person attempting to fit into the ridiculous stereotype of scene but ends up looking more like a clown than is required for the particular label.

2. A really awesome blog on Tumblr. coonbabies.tumblr.com

That girls hair looks like she stuck her head in the microwave. Look at all those cheap Hot Topic accessories. What a scene fail.

by therealkikikannibal January 9, 2011

Fail

The current generations lazy way to say failure.
Just ask these kids parents the meaning of the word.

"Waa waa my xbox fail"

"Waa-waa my ipod fail"

"What do I want to with my life?...FAIL"

by Nunaya Bizness April 20, 2009

failed to breathe in Donald Trump's home run

(verb):

a) to fail to notice something really important
b) to fail to predict something obvious so completely, it is actually ludicrous and painful to watch in hindsight
c) опростоволоситься in Russian

if you want to know whose ox is being gored in the 2016 presidential election, it's the media's since it spectacularly failed to breathe in Donald Trump's home run

by Sexydimma November 17, 2016

The Failed Abortion

You

You're such a failed abortion.

I think we all know the failed abortion in this situation is you

by Dangly dongolies April 18, 2019

Raid Failers

A segment of the One Piece Fandom that believes that the Raid on Onigashima will fail, and will not take no for an answer, despite any other logic. Additionally they've basically given up on hopes of another saga, and are stuck in this delusionary state that Oda is never going to move on with the story.

Synonyms: Idiots, toxic, jojo-referencers but with One Piece

Casual anime fan/op fan: I'm finally at the raid!! OP was so long, but I'm here! I'm with the Fandom! Now I get to witness Luffy's brawl with the current bad guy!
Raid Failer: Oh, you're finally at the Raid? It's gonna fail you know, Oda isn't going beyond Wano.
Casual fan: What do you mean? I haven't even started, it's a shonen manga, isn't it?
CHAD Fan: Ignore that douche, He's one of the Raid Failers.

by Mr. Nosebleed Cook February 5, 2022