One-eyed King

The smart one among a group of idiots.

The one-eyed king is teaching them to boil water

by Kyle p Cavanaugh March 19, 2019

Blue eyed

When someone’s eyes look in different directions

That persons eyes are going blue eyed

by Normaleye April 25, 2025

GOOG EYED

Goog eyed is that look you get when some demented shit be happening right infrona you
It can also denote the opposite...

"DAMN NIGGA you goog eyed; you googley"

by GOOG GOOGERSON July 26, 2024

One Eyed Pirate

A One Eyed Pirate is when one female/homosexual gets their partners semen in either of their eyes.

"Man, i really made Sally a one eyed pirate last night."

by Blainal_02 September 20, 2018

Brown-eyed stare

The either kind, or stupid look that people with brown eyes do when they make eye contact.

"He had a brown-eyed stare, I should’ve known he was an idiot.”

“She had a brown-eyed stare, she was so kind!”

by Bigdaddykay March 25, 2025

One Eyed Winston

When you friend or girlfriend is sleeping on their back and you casually walk up to them and fan or "batwing" your sack bag over their eye just nice making them look like a pirate with a scrotum eye patch.

As my roommate wobbled out of his room, he exclaimed "I must have got a One Eyed Winston last night, and my eye smells like scrote-sack.

by Vince Morgan August 28, 2019

Coon Eyed Vanilla Milkshake

When a male punches his lover in each eye, giving them two black eyes, and then forcing them to suck his cock until he cums.

Similar to Dirty Panda

I gave Susan the old Coon Eyed Vanilla Milkshake last night after she returned from Arabia.

by SeaBass4 June 12, 2016