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Dutch Navy

Similar to a dutch rudder, except the boatsmen form an unbroken circle. Each member of the navy holds their own penis as well as the formarm of the seaman to the right of them and operate their rudder by moving their hand up and down. One member must be appointed "rear-admiral", and it is their responsibility to call out "1-2-3, row!" to guide the masturbation.
We had a 10 man Dutch Navy going on last night when the Rear Admiral called out, "FIRE THE TORPEDOES!"
by Big Dick Danielson December 9, 2012
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Dutch Echo

We someone farts and you immediately fart back.
When Steve farted, I was lucky enough to have a fart ready and was able to pull off a "Dutch Echo".
by bizfinty July 24, 2012
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Dutch powerhouse

The Dutch powerhouse is an intensely sensastional act. To participate, the penetrating subject should link his testicals to an electrical circuit. The circuit should consist of on/off controls, the controls should be given to the penetrated subject. When the circuit is on, the penetrator will receive a shock to his groin, resulting in extreme muscle spasm, thus giving full control of the males thrusting action to the penetrated participant. To complete this act safely both parties should be in good health and not have a pace maker or other such devices.
'my balls are so raw after that Dutch Powerhouse last night'

Unfortunately me and Margaret couldn't do the Dutch powerhouse, my pace maker could of gone into overdrive'
by OxfordBikeThief#1 February 16, 2012
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Dutch Willy

To wait until someone falls asleep and you fart into the sleeping person's ear
Did you know Bob is getting a divorce? Yeah, I heard he gave Carol a Dutch Willy
by Alphamope December 17, 2016
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Dutch Mudbath

A sex act involving three men in which one man receives anal while performing oral while the man receiving oral defecates into his hand and smears it on the back of the receptive partner.
Would you two handsome gentlemen care to join me in a dutch mudbath?
by Andy Howerson August 19, 2016
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Dutch Windmill

After finishing in your girl arse hole, you take your cock out, look in the mirror, and spin your dick in a windmill as you paint/fan shit all over wall
Hey you know Samantha? She's had the painters in after I Dutch windmilled in her room.
by Submarine Hunter July 4, 2020
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Dutch Homicide

When you fart underneath someones blanket similar to a dutch oven....but you choke them and when they are about to pass out, you let go.....and they breathe in all of your fart.
I farted underneath my roomates blanket and almost choked him to death, but i let go early and he died from a dutch homicide.
by D Rizz October 16, 2011
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