Dream Merchant

A person or corporate entity that specializes in, or claims to be capable of, helping people fulfill their dreams, fantasies, or deepest aspirations. They are most often empty promises, and the recipients of such services are usually expected to pay a fee in return.

BEWARE of the words: "Come with me and I'll make you famous!" For they are usually uttered from the lips of Dream Merchants.

by Execaters May 29, 2018

Dream Pants

Pants worn low so that the crotch of the pants hang near the knees. These are worn by guys wishing they were that well hung.

Look at that guy in his dream pants. He probably has a rice dick in reality.

by CW2cJ September 14, 2009

dream dating

Dream dating is when you change your facebook relationship status in order to reflect a fictitious relationship with a famous person.

Facebook Status comment: "Yo Sergio! Congrats on your new relationship with Jasmin Huda! Dream dating news anchors is for champs! Best of luck man!"

by Stu Cherbourg May 3, 2011

Siamese Dream

A rock album by The Smashing Pumpkins which contains songs which are heavy as fuck and slow love songs.

Siamese Dream is the 2nd best album by The Smashing Pumpkins. Gish! Is number 1 though

by UltimateDoge October 27, 2022

Pipeline dream

A pipeline dream is specific to IT projects where although a project is fantastic or really needed it never comes to fulfilment due to other projects always taking priority or being pushed in ahead

The update of the search functionality was but a pipeline dream for the developers working on the app

by CounterEase February 28, 2022

Midnight-dreaming

"Midnight-dreaming" is the act of daydreaming or letting your mind wander late at night, often when you should be sleeping. It can be a creative and imaginative way to unwind and relax before bed,, make up fake scenarios, but can also lead to staying up too late and feeling tired the next day.

I can’t fall asleep with Midnight-dreaming

by CIQ May 3, 2023

seizure dreaming

the act of sudden jolts and movements while asleep, most likely occurring in a nightmare that your body is trying to wake up from, though it is not an actual seizure

"+ are you okay? what happened last night?"

"- yeah, im fine. i think i was having a seizure dream."

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"+ what is he doing?"

"- i think he's seizure dreaming. help me wake him up."

by insignificänt September 7, 2020