Dr. Seizure

One of the craziest Hardstyle / Drum n Bass artists in South Florida's Rave Scene. Has been around since Masquerave 1 in 2006. Since he started he created a good friendship with most club owners, securities, DJs, and ravers. Has 2 types of sessions he could throw at you Auditory Destruction Session and Drunk n Bass Session.

Person 1: Did you hear who is playing at Sunset Music Festival 2011?

Person 2: Who?

Person 1: Dr. Seizure, this will be his first time doing a big festival that has been going on for years now.

by Vyr0z June 16, 2011

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dr. phil

Dr. Phil is a man who hosts a talk show called Dr. Phil. People go on this show to recieve guidance and advice from Dr. Phil. He does not persue or harass them, they ASK for his advice, therefore he can't be blamed for telling these people their problems are their own fault. He's just telling them the truth. They asked for his help.

I would never go on Dr. Phil because I already know my problems are my own fault.

by jello-bob May 26, 2007

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Dr. David Hawkins

He is the author of the best–selling book, “Power vs. Force” (published in 25 languages). David Hawkins, M.D., Ph.D, conducted a 29-year study that demonstrated that the human body becomes stronger or weaker depending on a person's mental state. He created a scale from 1-1000 that mapped human consciousness.

Child: Mom, How do I get super powers greater than Jesus Christ?

Mother: Son, it’s not possible. No human has ever existed with a consciousness calibration higher than 1000. The archetypes Christ, Buddha, and Krishna, Dr. David Hawkins are between 990-1000 LOC. This state is also the existence of Buddhahood, Christ Consciousness, At-Oneness with the Source Manifest and Unmanifest.

by IRSAgents August 1, 2022

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