Dr. Zhao

1. An asian professor; often surrounded by large-breasted women.

2. A total badass, with a large penis; despite the asian stereotype.

John: Did you see Jimmy last night?

Mike: Hell yeah! That guy took five hot women home!

John: He's a regular Dr. Zhao!

by The Dirty Professor April 7, 2009

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dr. phil

Dr. Phil is a man who hosts a talk show called Dr. Phil. People go on this show to recieve guidance and advice from Dr. Phil. He does not persue or harass them, they ASK for his advice, therefore he can't be blamed for telling these people their problems are their own fault. He's just telling them the truth. They asked for his help.

I would never go on Dr. Phil because I already know my problems are my own fault.

by jello-bob May 26, 2007

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Dr. David Hawkins

He is the author of the best–selling book, “Power vs. Force” (published in 25 languages). David Hawkins, M.D., Ph.D, conducted a 29-year study that demonstrated that the human body becomes stronger or weaker depending on a person's mental state. He created a scale from 1-1000 that mapped human consciousness.

Child: Mom, How do I get super powers greater than Jesus Christ?

Mother: Son, it’s not possible. No human has ever existed with a consciousness calibration higher than 1000. The archetypes Christ, Buddha, and Krishna, Dr. David Hawkins are between 990-1000 LOC. This state is also the existence of Buddhahood, Christ Consciousness, At-Oneness with the Source Manifest and Unmanifest.

by IRSAgents August 1, 2022

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