Dolested

Door molested. Usually occurs after 3 or more pints of beer when going past a door so clumsily that the handle somehow catches on the belt straps, on the rear of your trousers. It it unknown how this occurs and is often called an act of satan

Bill: *Downs the tankard* IMM gunnahh... go get summslepp.

Joe: Ok, then.

Bill: AH. AHHHH. THE DOOR IS ATTACKING ME!!

Joe: Shut up Bill. You're only being dolested.

by mehmenmike December 15, 2013

domesticized

All of a sudden, things that used to seem like chores begin to happen out of necessity, without complaint. As if you've been hypnotized.

Work was rough today, but somehow I still managed to do all my laundry AND the dishes.....it's like I've been domesticized.

by theowlnest January 10, 2014

Domestic Godess

A women with an appropriate amount of attitude, stellar intelligence, who is skilled and independent yet still possesses and entirely owns the domestics skills deemed traditional for a woman.

A Domestic Godess is the kind of woman who doesn't object to belonging in the kitchen because the hand that rocks the ladle is the hand that rules the world.

by DomesticGodess November 30, 2014

domesticity

To be overly enamored with all things domestic, i.e. jam making, baking, Martha Stewart, Rachel Ray, and being better than everyone else in your suburban neighborhood.

I do not wish to partake in your domesticity.

by Justin0077 June 18, 2014

does this look infected?

Use in an ironical way to make fun of people dumb enough to ask medical advice on the internet

- does this look infected?
- Yes , you will probably die

by Robot-chicken July 15, 2014

doesly

When you mix the words 'does nicely,' It's a cute, quick and quirky way of approving something.

Girl 1: Does this top suit me?
Girl 2: It doesly.

by tg1234 August 31, 2014

Domesticating

Describing in one word the act of being dometicsticated

What are you doing? I am domesticating today

by Rachox August 11, 2015