Floral Dysfunction

When you have a limp stalk.

Person 1: Bro, I have a limp stalk!
Person 2: Looks like you have floral dysfunction.

Person 1: I have floral dysfunction.
Person 2: Is that really something to say during sex?!

by Exotics Lair Fan 1407 September 23, 2022

The Definition of Pretty Boy

Tyresse🫶

Tyresse is the definition of pretty boy. He is the prettiest boy to exist. He is just so perfect

by EmEm03 December 26, 2022

Correctile Dysfunction

The inability of some men to stop themselves from correcting people (especially women) about something they know nothing about.

Kevin suffers from correctile dysfunction.

by Toxic-masculinity January 6, 2023

Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

When urban dictionary rights rules

Person 1: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

Person 2: what the fuc-

by I need e kittens March 16, 2023

Name definition

Something that is everywhere on the internet, and needs to be deleted.

Usually made by the person who has the name, one of their friends, or (if the definition demonizes them) one of their enemies.

P.S.: Someone sneaked a name definition in here by calling their definition "Name Definition: Susan" instead of "Susan" so that it pops up when looking up "name definition" on this site. The definition itself is just another generic name definition that praises anyone with the name. Still don't know why the person who put this name definition decided to make it pop up when looking up "name definition" on this site. Do they want to troll everyone looking that up with one?

God damn I hate these name definitions. Someone even made a name definition for the name Susan and named it "Name Definition: Susan" so that it pops up when you look up "name definition" here, and it's just an ordinary annoying name definition that praises whoever has that name other than how it's named. That is just pure evil.

by Silicosis9324 May 7, 2023

your definition will be reviewed soon

im new here and i just released some cool definitions i want the world to know and i hope it wont take long as other definitions says

you create a definition and hope it will be reviewed soon, also you are new here. so you are hopeful your definition will be reviewed soon

by jktech July 3, 2023

name definitions

if i see another another name definition on here i am literally going to explode

troll that writes name definitions: billyshrub is the kindest person you'll ever meet. he is super cool and-
everyone: SHUT THE HECK UP

by billyshrub July 6, 2023