big dave

A big blue cartoon mammoth that is related to the archaeology class of HRSFC 2003-2005

"look its big dave!"

by Jack Hiscock February 1, 2005

Dave

An obscure reference to Toby Keith's "Not as good as I once was" song in which he yells "oh ddaaaavvveee!". However, taken to the next extreme with a group of friends to mean basically everything and everyone. Very annoying and nonsensical. Can also be used as David (pronounced as Dave-Ed) or most commonly used as OHDAVID!?

Aaron: Oh hey Dave, did you Dave that Dave last Thursdave?
Boris: OhDave! I totally Daved the Dave on Mondave Dave! Oh Dave!
Aaron: ohhhh! that's great Dave! Well next time save some Dave for Dave!
Boris: OHDAVID!?

by MomoShiggens March 18, 2009

dave

To decline an invitation to a casual lunch accompanied by alcohol with work colleagues. But agree to meet for an alcoholic drink or several afterwards.

Usually a result of specific dietary requirements (i.e. kosher, lactose intolerance), previous lunch arrangements or laziness.

Sorry guys, I brought lunch today. I'll probably dave it.

by BroughtLunchToday September 2, 2010

dave

a very gay individual who loves a good dicking and he is very gay is in love with me men some daves are into ladies but most are gay,a man who has a small but throbbing penis dave is a nice dude but a very gay dude i respect daves keep being gay all u daves

pretty sure all daves are gay dude “yeah they are man haven’t u heard”

by cooldude12456 May 4, 2020

Dangerous Dave of MCUK

He's a cuntwhore fool faggot whore who thinks he's cool but actually perved over 10 year old girls, and enjoys raping obese goats.

"hello my names dave. I like raping really obese goats, and possibly your mum"

by @eotgfvfgfd May 1, 2005

Pull a Dave

To skip a swole session with your bros to engage in a less manly activity such as house sitting

Hey man, are you going to the gym tomorrow?
Nah dude, I think I'm going to pull a Dave instead

by Davey K-notts June 22, 2016

daveed

A Gay Fat "Boy" being the only male child with 2 sisters. is very lazy and cant do anything. he is said to be gay.

hey look at that daveed over there, he is so gay and lazy.

by jigga15555 July 20, 2011