David-Joel

A Long faced, sexy guy you'd see as a Bestfriend, Boyfriend, or even a Brother
David-Joel is someone you would always want to have around, though he doesn't feel a connection to the world.
David-Joel is like a mentor that has his own personal problems. He is very Depressing but always adventurous. He is like the eye of the apple.

1: David-Joel taught me how to handle my life
2: David-Joel is my favorite person in the worlldddddd

by Jayden Miller February 25, 2023

David Moment

When someone does something that a person named "David" would do or when someone does something that is included in the stereotype of someone named David.

"Did he just stick his d*** in the jar of peanut butter? That's such a David Moment!"

by AlsoMento May 1, 2023

David wall

David wall is a well know sociopath and loves to play with minors in his free time he is always well know for pissing on people it’s a habit of thr young man David wall

A fuck David wall has the cock out

by Localscumbag June 26, 2023

[Ryan David]

Will you go to Homecoming with me?

Ryan David will you go to Homecoming with Me?

by She Smiles at you October 20, 2008

Drowning David Hasselhoff

The act of intercourse, usually a quickie. Inserting a penis (David Hasselhoff) into a moist vagina for a period of time thereby drowning him.

Billy is in the other room with his girlfriend, drowning David Hasselhoff.

by CooterBlues December 2, 2010

chef david

Chef David is not to be trifled with. Chef David does not like that. Chef David is a more intense version of Gordon Ramsey.

John: crying
Mary: what happened?
John: He went all Chef David on my ass. I forgot to take my head out of my ass before coming into work.
Mary: Don't you know Chef David doesn't like that! Stear clear!

by moie13 December 26, 2013

Hairy David

When somebody shaves their pubes and glues them to another persons upper lip.

Using feline feasies to glue the pubes to the persons upper lip.

"I fell asleep and I woke up and Todd had given me a hairy David ".

by T-rent October 10, 2014