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caper

A term used to represent the general populetion of Cape Breton residents. Not to be confused with a newfie, whom can ONLY reside in newfoundland. This term most likely will elude that the person in question is a drunk, a hil-billy, and a bum.
"Oh ya, bi, i was dar at the club downtown on Charlotte Street wan the cups pulled up and stole muh beer, dey hate us capers, bi. No raspect!"
by MeghanM June 12, 2006
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Cambodian Carpenter's Belt

Sexual maneuver whereby the male pulls out just prior to ejaculation, and drains his balls around the woman's waist. He then proceeds to affix lightweight tools that adhere when the payload dries.
Nick: Where'd your hook-up go from last night?
Rick: That bitch was straight blue-collar, so I gave her a Cambodian Carpenter's Belt. I sent that biggums out the door wearing some drill bits and garden twine.
by Gree December 14, 2008
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Carper

When your weapon is rusted your holding a carper.
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Capella University

A school that many losers enroll in assuming they can buy a degree to get out of stocking shelves at Walmart. Instead, *gasp* they find out that they actually have to earn their degree. A school that has losers who couldn't make the cut, dragging it through the mud. Because they found out that A's weren't handed out like they thought. Lol. You have to earn your degree here. I actually graduated and no one laughed that interviewed me. Especially the company that hired me, or the companies that offered me jobs. They actually had other employees with the same degree, from Capella. Mainly it's a school that gives access to education. People work, have kids etc.
Degree mill, Online university, Buy a degree, Myth, Capella University
by A REAL personnnnn June 11, 2019
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Chewing the carpet

Trump's really chewing the carpet again, isn't he...
by Chad Terbocks August 28, 2018
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carpet music

Derived from the phrase carpet muncher, is used to describe singer-songwriters popular with indie women. Usually downbeat, vocal heavy and ladles of emotion.

A genre of music that will almost always result in any males in the vicinity changing the radio station, leaving the room, getting out of the car, asking "is everything alright".

IS: jewel, beth orton, ani difranco, new buffalo, fiest, cat power, missy higgins, aimee mann, fiona apple, dido,

IS NOT: mariah, britney, rihanna, fergie, the pussycat dolls
It's too early on a Friday for carpet music, especially Beth Orton.
by Chocolate Mudcake June 19, 2008
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Capen

by CW11892 April 11, 2009
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