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Auction Cowboy 

A person who looks at legal goods and pays for as many as 50 items. He goes to an auction and makes 3x.
You need $50 to cover the rent? Call an auction cowboy.
Auction Cowboy by silverseal September 18, 2011

Trash Cowboy 

One whose eye is known to oogle in the direction of a wayward breast, particularly when displayed on the skype window in the upper corner of a screen.
Look at the glimmer in the trash cowboy's eye. Looks like he's caught a glimpse of some nubile young flesh.
Trash Cowboy by farthole November 9, 2012

Thirsty cowboy 

Similar to the "falcon" and "dragon" sexual acts but the opposite. It involves one gentleman fingering two vagina's near his face while shaking his head with his tongue out.
Kris: Yo bro, what happened last night when you disappeared with Carmen and Louise?

Jeff: Haha we went upstairs and I did the thirsty cowboy!

Kris: No way? Unbelievable Jeff!
Thirsty cowboy by DJ Fuck January 25, 2014

moaning cowboy 

a fucktruck texan who spealizes in ass, alaskan pipelines, and bunging the booce
"Jacob sure is a moaning cowboy"

irish cowboy 

Combination of a Harlem Hangover and Clevland steamer while having a potato inserted in the anus
I think I might be sick, I can't breath and when I do it smells like shit and potatoes?
Nah, you were Irish Cowboyed last night.
irish cowboy by Queefenator September 8, 2016

cocaine cowboy 

if you want to be more effective in the drug wars, listen to Marshall Zhukov and kill not only the cocaine cowboy but also all people in the United States who produce and/or distribute the drugs, but don't consume said drugs themselves.
cocaine cowboy by Uncle Dimma December 31, 2016