Cleveland Dreamer

When you wake up from a sleep or nap and your mouth tastes like someone took a shit in it.

I was dreaming of banging a beautiful whore and woke up with a taste of shit in my mouth, it was the proverbial Cleveland Dreamer taste.

by MrTong February 23, 2009

Cleveland Shower

A Cleavland Steamer with Butt Pee.
Squat over your partner and blow the squirts on them.

I've got the shit's honey. Really, that's hot. It is hot. Why don't you lay down and I give you a Cleveland Shower.

by Tim in STL September 26, 2005

Meat Cleavers

Term for a girls arms that are disproportionately fat and look like big hunks of meat. Meat cleavers are often found on semi-attractive girls who have had too much Ben and Jerry's.

Commonly shortened to just cleavers.

Damn, that girl would be pretty hot if she didnt have those fucking meat cleavers.

I ran into Stacy the other day and she got some cleavers since I saw her last, what a shame.

by Harry Ballz Sandwich October 18, 2008

Beaver cleaver

Penis

Your momma bled all over my beaver cleaver.

by Eliot October 24, 2003

Cleveland Steamboat

During the act of sex when a man takes a dump on the chest of a women then places his head in between her breasts that are covered in feces and shakes his head back and forth very rapidly while making the "brrr" sound of a motorboat.

(sometimes refered to as a Cleveland Motorboat)

That girl was so kinky she let me give her a Cleveland Steamboat before I busted it all over her face.

by shady pipeworks May 6, 2009

Cleveland Freezer

A chilled beverage containing feces and ice. Put feces and ice into a blender, mix until an even consistency forms. Enjoy!

(see Cleveland steamer)

Man, Paul sure likes his Cleveland Freezers. He's been drinking them all day.

by Baron von Eevl September 15, 2004

cleaves

A.A.G aka a girl with mad cleavage

yo yu see that pic of that cleaves girl

by RaulHernandez January 13, 2006