Caveman

A guy or girl that has way too much hair! Any hair...and everywhere! also can describe a woman who is manly and much too muscular!

Guy 1- "Dang! Look at that caveman!"
Guy 2- "She needs to freaking shave! Look at that back hair!"

by Samily April 12, 2008

calvert hall

I go to "CHC" so I know of the bad haircuts, crappy shoes (wallabees)or whatever, and the colors on clothes that are not meant for eyes. Yeah it's a good place for education and a even better place for you and your prep duesh friends to hang-out and listen to crap bands, and get super buzzed on coors light.

CHC guy1: Hey, look who got his new BMW from their mom.
CHCguy2: Wow dude, so did you do the homework?
CHCguy1: Nah dude, I don't care because mommy and daddy will pay for life!
CHCguy2: Nice dude, wanna skip class and go to Panaera?

by A+ April 28, 2005

Cave Out

when an asshole remains puckered and open after anal sex instead of closing

Faith Mainer had a cave out after Pat krebs had his way with her asshole

by RHCPman March 10, 2004

Cave Crickets

Leaving piles of shit all over someone's bathroom floor because you were blitzed on beer and Jager-bombs, and you couldn't find a light switch or the toilet for that matter. Bonus points for landing Bathtub Bombs and Trashcan Treats in an attempt to find something round and porcelain to hang your ass over.

I got plowed at the pub, got 5 numbers, got a ride home, and left Cave Crickets all over the bathroom floor of some nice person since I was falling down drunk and some asshole put the light switch behind the bathroom door. I had shit from wall to wall in that place...and no square inch of linoleum was spared.

by Stinkin' Lincoln February 15, 2006

Cave spring high school

You can find any flavor nicotine in the bathroom.

Cave spring high school doesn’t like the gays.

by Hoesmad22 November 5, 2019

Captain Caveman

The impulsive act of smashing a dear item, then regretting same act less than a second later.

"I can not believe I just Captain Cavemaned my computer"

by MDMF March 28, 2009

Aladdin's Cave

To successfully perform an Aladdin's Cave, the man must first find a suitable candidate. A female that has suffered with chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD) for a number of years will suffice.

The man must first wait until the female has fallen deeply into a slumberous sleep. Following this, in one swift and committed manoeuvre, he enters his erect penis in to the anus of the sleeping candidate.

At the exact point of the female waking, the man must throw ground cumin in to the mouth and nose of the female, whilst shouting 'diamond in the rough!', causing the female, with a whooping cough to close her anus tight.

The males penis must escape the anus before it has completely tightened for it to truly count as an Aladdin's Cave.

"What did you do last night?"
"Went to Aladdin's Cave bro!"

by aladdinscaver May 7, 2017