As with all birds, a sexual liaison must occur between male and female for fertilisation to be achieved. Unlike pigeons, chickens are polygamous creatures, so one male will happily mate with lots of hens, the ideal ratio being about 5 females to 1 male. There is little tact or ceremony on the part of the male. He selects the female (usually the closest one to himself) droops one wing to the ground, circles her then grabs her by the back of the head and climbs on her back. Balancing himself by flapping his wings, he lowers his tail and places his vent in direct contact with that of the hen, where the passage of sperm from his cloaca to her oviduct takes place. The entire sex act takes less than 15 seconds and it appears the most satisfying thing for the female is fluffing the feathers and shaking the body immediately afterwards.
It turns out this is true for humans also.
It turns out this is true for humans also.
by cluckyou October 2, 2009
Get the chicken sex mug.Two strait dudes square off, one dude is down on his knees with his mouth wide open and the other is standing with his cock out. Similar to vehicular chicken, both dudes begin to engage, moving strait at one another. The first to veer off, loses.
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Get the Chicken Skeet mug.a sometimes fatal game played between a pedestrian and an automobile. the goal is for the pedestrian to successfully cross the street at his or her own pace w/o regard for traffic flow. the pedestrian always starts the game by stepping from the curb into traffic and daring cars to either slow down or hit them. the pedestrian often shows signs of defiance, confidence, and bravado as he/she is meandering across the street.
If you want an example, just drive down the nearest road and some idiot will step off the curb and into your path. It's human nature to want to avoid hitting someone with a car so the pedestrian typically makes it across the road w/o a scratch. However, it is fun to sometimes challenge the pedestrian's athletic ability and speed up as you're approaching them. Hitting the pedestrian is not recommended but scaring the shit out of them is highly rewarding.
An exchange after a game of Curb Chicken might go like this:
Boss, "Good morning. How was the drive to work?"
Me: "Some asshole played curb chicken with me and I damn near hit him."
An exchange after a game of Curb Chicken might go like this:
Boss, "Good morning. How was the drive to work?"
Me: "Some asshole played curb chicken with me and I damn near hit him."
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The camp trip was going great until I took that last chicken punch to the face.
I was going to play horse shoes, but ended up getting chicken punched before noon, instead.
I was going to play horse shoes, but ended up getting chicken punched before noon, instead.
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