When a person eats a bag of Cheetos and without washing his or her hands gives a hand job to themselves or others.
Holy shit, she gave me a Chester Cheese Dog last night.
I was so high I ate a bag of Cheetos and Chester Cheese Dogged myself.
I was so high I ate a bag of Cheetos and Chester Cheese Dogged myself.
by Texas Scramble March 7, 2013
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Good: washing hands of cheese flavored filmy funk, wiping dust on napkin and later removing cheeto film by secretly licking fingers or washing hands. One also much consider that avoiding eating cheetos in public may avoid this whole conundrum.
Bad: wiping cheeto dust on any surface available which doesn't belong to oneself or might belong to others. Like other peoples couches, chairs, drapery, dogs, etc. Also, licking fingers of residue in front of people (as some people are opposed to public finger licking.)
Depending on the person level of depravity and social constraint-one might also confront a situation altogether foul (see secondhand cheeto dust).
Good: washing hands of cheese flavored filmy funk, wiping dust on napkin and later removing cheeto film by secretly licking fingers or washing hands. One also much consider that avoiding eating cheetos in public may avoid this whole conundrum.
Bad: wiping cheeto dust on any surface available which doesn't belong to oneself or might belong to others. Like other peoples couches, chairs, drapery, dogs, etc. Also, licking fingers of residue in front of people (as some people are opposed to public finger licking.)
Depending on the person level of depravity and social constraint-one might also confront a situation altogether foul (see secondhand cheeto dust).
Dude 1: Hey bro. Tyler has such nasty cheeto dust etiquette. Tyler wiped his cheeto dust hands all over my duvet when he was playing Call of Duty and he didn't even think twice.
Dude 2: Did you just say duvet? (chuckles)
Dude 1: Yea, chuckles. That shit's gonna cost me a shitload to dry clean.
Dude 2: Yea, that dude has to pull it together dude.
Dude 2: Did you just say duvet? (chuckles)
Dude 1: Yea, chuckles. That shit's gonna cost me a shitload to dry clean.
Dude 2: Yea, that dude has to pull it together dude.
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