Terribility Chance

The chance at which someone or something will be terrible.

I was going to ask a popular girl out, so there was a terribility chance.

There was an open house at the dentist, and my mom was making me go, so there is a high terribility chance.

by Muncho the Clown April 30, 2013

butt changer

A person who changes the channel on his/her television while sitting on the remote control

"Who changed the channel?"
"I don't know where's the remote?
"Oh I'm sitting on it"
"Don't be a butt changer!"

by dkaniewski December 8, 2013

Connection Cancer

When someone on Xbox or PS3 joins your game and fucks up the connection for all players.

"Hey, I'm joining guys."
"Ok."
"GOD DAMN IT YOU GAVE US CONNECTION CANCER."

by MARIJEWUANAS June 9, 2014

physical cancer

physical cancer is something that occurs when you become a furry

"man that furry is physical cancer"

by dog fricker May 14, 2015

ankle cancer

Ankle cancer is a horrible malady usually confined to the human ankle characterized by pain, soreness, inability to walk properly, and limited mobility.
Rarely ankle cancer can migrate to other joints; usually in cold weather.

Suffering in silence is not an option with ankle cancer as complaining about it
lessens the symptoms.
Sipping bourbon and/or Single Malt Scotch also lessens the pain of ankle cancer.

So far ankle cancer has proved to be incurable and increases with age of the patient.
Ankle cancer awareness is greatly enhanced by The WRONG Rev. Skippy Dammit's
annual fundraiser "The Limp For The Cure".

My ankle cancer was really acting up this morning until the bourbon kicked in.

by "rev" skippy dammit May 5, 2016

Cum cancer

Cum cancer is when your cum turns into a solid and permanent rash. It's called cum cancer because it occurs when someone cums on you, if they have the desise, that cum will make a permanent marke/tumor on the person's skin

Tom gave Alana cum cancer

by N_E_K June 13, 2016

Contact Cancer

Essentially the same thing as contact high, except you are absorbing cancer rather than THC.

Bebel was shitposting so hard, it gave me contact cancer.

by Vintoriak September 13, 2016