Drawing The Catholic Card

The act of willingly pushing aside undeniable fact in the defense of a deeply-held belief, often for personal gain.

Example: "In order to preserve his dwindling self esteem, Timmy resorted to Drawing the Catholic Card and refused to acknowledge that there was a gargantuan white head on the tip of his nose after Margret pointed it out into a mirror."

by Concerned Lampost. August 26, 2010

Saint David Catholic School

Saint David Catholic School is a place you go when you want your brain cells to brought to the brink of destruction and then have them shove their logic down your throat while they teach you some useless information in the most unenthusiastic way possible, then get ready to have to deal with some of the most annoying people in history as they continue to be mean to you for the next how ever long you've got left in that shit hole. but who could forget their lunch system witch has got to be one of the worst in the world..... let me explain. so how much do you think some expired milk, a cold burger, and a stale bag of chips's sounds huh whats that it sounds like shit well you haven't even heard the worst part all that costs $5 $6 if you want anything but a small frozen water and they have the assiduity to promote that they serve "gourmet meals". but over all i'd rate saint David a 2\10

guy1: hay that guy was such a peice of saint david catholic school

guy2: yeah i know

by the boy in the background x September 2, 2017

Fuck me up the ass like a Catholic Priest

To take unfair advantage, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.

Bob: I can purchase the equipment you’re selling at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!

by Worthy_sojourner September 4, 2021

St. Joseph Catholic School

A gay school full of gays except for a few people, and the blacks there are all fat, and everybody is all holy, and the teachers there are ass. There is one that is like Portuguese or some shit that gets people in trouble for NO FUCKING REASON, and the vp there is shit. She doesn't even let people sit on the rocks that are MADE TO BE SIT ON.

guy 1- St. Joseph Catholic School is ass
guy 2- yepppp

by Penispickle69420 February 22, 2020

Catholic School girl

a song by the early red hot chili peppers an awesome song its really funny

in the class shes taking notes just how deep deep is my throat

by dannythemann September 12, 2003

catheryne

The sweetest and kindest girl you could ever possible meet. She's shy but once you get to know her she can be a great friend for the rest of your life.

If you are the luckiest man on earth and manage to date a Catheryne then you must never let her go, as she is a fragile and loving person.

Even though she is shy, she I very inquisitive about cock and knows how to give 'perfect head', and isn't afraid to try new things in bed!

That girl you met last night looks like a Catheryne.

Yeah I know, she gives the best head

by [_]7 January 4, 2017

Roman Catholi-judaism

A religion practiced only by Amstutz, whose tenet beliefs are laziness and that man can live on grease alone. He believes that Jesus was a good "man", but only because the Amstutz has a Shylock nose.

The kosher practices of Roman Catholi-judaism include excessive masturbation and eating whatever one pleases.

Josh: I have a big nose, an overbearing mother, and I'm cheap; might as well convert to Roman Catholi-judaism.

Licitra: Faggot

by valparaisoooooooo March 31, 2009