In the morning my friend woke up and said what smells like poop. we all laughed and said asteroid carpet.
by ZaneD February 05, 2012
by Carpetspiderluvr August 01, 2023
Drink a bunch of Samuel Adams and fuck a girl with a prickly set of pubes and receive rug burn from fucking her so hard and long khed. While playing sweet Caroline and saying the British are coming while watching the red Sox, in the cheers bathroom, while mentally at beantown pub?!?!
I was out in Boston one night and met a wicket sweet gal khed, the night ended with a Boston carpet another Sam Adams.
by Beantownbitch April 23, 2024
by The dirty dinosaur June 16, 2011
Noun; A video on tiktok where half of the screen is a video of the famous tiktoker Grant Wisler, and the other half is of a video of carpets being cleaned.
Bro those Grant Wisler carpet tiktoks always steal videos from Grant Wisler and just add carpet cleaning next to it.
by johnwhat6 November 18, 2024
A smooth operator who likes to fly under the radar. Comes across as nice and well intentioned but be weary, as soon as the opportunity arises they strike.
Keep them away from the wife.
Don’t give them anything they can use against you to their advantage.
Generally less is more with these types.
Keep them away from the wife.
Don’t give them anything they can use against you to their advantage.
Generally less is more with these types.
by Chips Magee June 10, 2022
When you rub your pubic hair against a surface, whether accidental or purposeful, and it causes a burning sensation.
Person 1: "I slid across the AstroTurf today and my shorts fell down, gave myself a Pubic Carpet Burn."
Person 2: "Sounds painful man."
Person 2: "Sounds painful man."
by Irashmun September 24, 2018