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Canadian Snorkel

Two people fill their asses with air using a bicycle pump, air compressor, etc. Then proceed to sink themselves in a body of water using large stones until they reach the bottom. From there on the use the air in their asses to keep them oxygenated prolonging the amount of time they have for underwater exploration.
Josh - "Al and Sean have sure been down there for a while"

Savanna - "Yea, they're probably the best Canadian Snorkelers I've ever seen"
by Torque Lewith April 24, 2014
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Canadian Tuxedo

A type of sexual foreplay in which both partners wear a tuxedo and begin to strip. After an item of clothing is removed 'Sorry, eh' is said. This continues until both partners have removed their tuxedos.
Dude, Sally and I did the Canadian Tuxedo last night and it was so hot!
by heeley March 31, 2017
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True Canadian Shotgun

A True Canadian Shotgun (TCS) is the best pick-me-up for any time of the day. Although this shot gun uses Tim Hortons coffee instead of beer there is still some alcohol involved. A TCS is made up of three liquids: Tims coffee in a Tims to-go cup (as mentioned before), Canadian maple syrup, and Canadian rye whisky (preferably Crown Royal).

To do a TCS you first make sure the lid to your coffee is on well, then flip the cup upside down and poke a hole into the cup, just like you would if you were shotgunning normally. Then add a shot of whisky to the coffee and shotgun away. After you have shotgunned the coffee and whisky mixture use Maple Syrup as a chaser.

A good drinking game to play is whenever you see a moose you have to do a True Canadian Shotgun. (Best played when in Newfoundland)
Dean: Damn Jack you seem really down.
Jack: Stephanie just dumped me because I’ve been bangin the noodle to much.
Dean: Harsh man, here come do a True Canadian Shotgun with me and you’ll feel better.
by 5wampDaddy July 17, 2018
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Canadian Air Guitar

An oral sex act similar to cunnilingus, except the female's genitalia is talked down to and criticized in disapproval.
Logan's Canadian Air Guitar skills have cost him his last three relationships.
by Van Jermaine October 13, 2016
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Canadian snow storm

The act of ejaculating into an oscillating fan, making your semen fly all over the place
The Canadian snow storm was hitting the room full of girls hard
by Giggity Goo March 27, 2017
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Canadian Bowling Ball

When you stick your pointer and middle finger in a girl's pussy and your thumb in her ass and try to throw her like a bowling ball.
Man, me and my girl tried the Canadian bowling ball last night and now I have two broken fingers.
by anonymous January 10, 2019
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Canadian Bacon

Aye, check out the Canadian Bacon and BWAC hangin' out with those blazing sewage falcons.
by Swollen Ostrich August 16, 2003
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