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taint cake

A crusty, rancid, solid or semi-solid deposit left usually on the front rim of a toilet seat. This is usually caused by a person who does not properly or adequately wash the space between their genitalia and anus (i.e. "taint") and, hence, the residue from said area is smeared across the seat and incubated (or "caked") onto the seat so badly that usually a vigorous scrubbing is needed to remove the viscous substance.
"Holy freaking God, Chris needs to wash his under-carriage. Just look at that taint cake he left on the seat."
by Crashmanshibby March 29, 2007
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cake daddy

A male who totally consumed with his female partner. A cake daddy will abandon his friends, and spend all of his time with said female.
Man, he turned cake daddy on us and spends all his time with his girl.
by N.S.R. aka. MRS. DAGHESTANI February 23, 2006
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anal cakes

Oh man, I just made some horrible anal cakes. Don't go in the bathroom!
by Burger70 February 23, 2010
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sweet as cake

When something is cool, awesome, groovy, or hip
Whoa, that new Avett Brothers CD is sweet as cake!
by folktroubadour January 7, 2010
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Air Cake

When three people huddle together and all fart at the same time creating a large single fart referred to as a cake.
Mark Jack and Jorge just baked an air cake over there and it smells like shit.
by slick124 March 6, 2009
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cake zombie

Someone so massive that they're virtually unable to move by themselves. Also, they tend to rarely talk about anything but food. Generic tagline, as opposed to "Braaaaaaains" is "I'm...just...so...*wheeze*...hungry".

They may be placated with an offering of a sheet cake, hence deriving their name.
"Jesus Christ, dude! Cake Zombies!"
"Throw a sheet cake and grab your walkin' shoes, they'll never catch us."
by ohnoesitsthesurge June 25, 2008
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Major Cake

A term made popular by Local, Unsigned, NC Rap Group AP Boyz, It meaning is A lot of money, or Major Money (Cake)
"Man We Gettin Major Cake" "Dem Boys gettin Major Cake"
by APBoyzallday October 9, 2008
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