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taint cake

A crusty, rancid, solid or semi-solid deposit left usually on the front rim of a toilet seat. This is usually caused by a person who does not properly or adequately wash the space between their genitalia and anus (i.e. "taint") and, hence, the residue from said area is smeared across the seat and incubated (or "caked") onto the seat so badly that usually a vigorous scrubbing is needed to remove the viscous substance.
"Holy freaking God, Chris needs to wash his under-carriage. Just look at that taint cake he left on the seat."
by Crashmanshibby March 29, 2007
mugGet the taint cakemug.

cake daddy

A male who totally consumed with his female partner. A cake daddy will abandon his friends, and spend all of his time with said female.
Man, he turned cake daddy on us and spends all his time with his girl.
by N.S.R. aka. MRS. DAGHESTANI February 23, 2006
mugGet the cake daddymug.

the cake is a spy

It is.
THE CAKE IS A SPY! I SHOT IT! SHOOT IT AGAIN IT'S GOT DEAD RINGER!!!!!
by Le Canadian Grammar Nazi October 20, 2015
mugGet the the cake is a spymug.

faking caking

A relationship that is fake.
"Hey did you know that Jack hooked up with Jill?"
"They're pretending, their just faking caking."
by that_boy_16 January 2, 2014
mugGet the faking cakingmug.

fake cake

A true fake..so saturated in fakeness.that they can't tell how fake they really are.
Yo bro did you see that white dude with a wave cap on? What a fake cake

Jamal: what up I'm dating a blue blood white girl that goes to Harvard

Sven: I thought you were a piru gang member from Compton?

Jamal: yeah but we love each other and I love playing cricket and wearing tommy hilfigure

Sven: smh. Fake cake

Friend 1: hey look at that jersey shore overly tan ugly bitch with no ass and huge tits.walking around like she runs shit.

Friend 2: omg. Fake cake . But I would motor boat those bloated moons
by Prick100 July 26, 2014
mugGet the fake cakemug.

Air Cake

When three people huddle together and all fart at the same time creating a large single fart referred to as a cake.
Mark Jack and Jorge just baked an air cake over there and it smells like shit.
by slick124 March 6, 2009
mugGet the Air Cakemug.

cake zombie

Someone so massive that they're virtually unable to move by themselves. Also, they tend to rarely talk about anything but food. Generic tagline, as opposed to "Braaaaaaains" is "I'm...just...so...*wheeze*...hungry".

They may be placated with an offering of a sheet cake, hence deriving their name.
"Jesus Christ, dude! Cake Zombies!"
"Throw a sheet cake and grab your walkin' shoes, they'll never catch us."
by ohnoesitsthesurge June 25, 2008
mugGet the cake zombiemug.

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