Nintendo pirate

Just a shy gamer.

Nintendo pirate just a shy gamer.

by babypiratesnapchat2 November 2, 2022

Pirate Gold

The act of taking random shit and spray painting it gold, preferably something you've stolen from a friend or junkyard. Often it is buried after being painted.

Yeah, we found some random stuff in that junkyard and turned it into pirate gold.

by sarboo3 November 1, 2011

Russian Pirate

When a girl is giving you head, shove her head down on your crotch, blow your load, spit vodka in her eye, kick her in the shin and then finally run away.

Yo bro, did you hear that Tony gave his girl a Russian Pirate? Heard she hated it.

by skeletal-omega December 31, 2021

Pirate Lord

A short goblin from math class

Oh, you’re such a pirate lord

by Łukasz November 21, 2021

Pirate dick

A man’s penis that has had sex with a woman and was not washed after he was done, then the man uses it to have sex with another woman immediately thereafter. Refers to when pirates would plunder villages, having sex with multiple women and not washing in between before going back out to sea.

Marty f^cked that girl then went straight home and gave his wife Krista some pirate d*ick.

He didn’t shower first?

Nah. He gave her that pirate dick.

by Batman & Bongo August 10, 2023

crack pirate

When a crack dealer owns everything in your house and sets up shop in it. To Take over all your possessions in exchange for crack.

Man Bills got a problem. He lost all his shit to crack pirates. They got all his shit.

by Chief rain maker July 15, 2014

Pirates eyeball

Drink, a batch of man jizz/semen, a shot of white rum with a pin prick of blood on top served in a shot glass.

Ayyyyeeee this pirates eyeball is salty

by P1990 August 22, 2020