by Wowzer Zowzers! March 20, 2024
A female is sitting on the toilet as her male lover is exiting the shower that she had occupied only moments ago. She had a turtle head poking its unruly neck out due to the deep dicking she had received in the shower prior to this. As the male passes the female she gobbles down his penis in the heat of passion they were still clearly still in. This is something that is in general unplanned and considered highly taboo. However, the two people had in fact not only been in the act of the reverse blumpkin but, had done so accidentally. Hence the accidental reverse blumpkin. The two never spoke of it again. Both feeling ashamed of committing such a perverted act.
I bet they didn't see that accidental reverse blumpkin coming before they hopped in the shower like a couple of wild dogs in heat. Its ok, Jesus still loves them....
by madmike135 July 30, 2018
known all over the Blumpkin queen is the master of all things blumpkin related.
you only achieve this title after successfully completing 35 blumpkin s
you only achieve this title after successfully completing 35 blumpkin s
Yo tyrone, you see that girl over dur?
yeah dawg i do why wassup?
she’s the blumpkin queen of the hood
i herd she will give you a blumpkin for 1 twisted tea and a rubber band
yeah dawg i do why wassup?
she’s the blumpkin queen of the hood
i herd she will give you a blumpkin for 1 twisted tea and a rubber band
by big daddy dirty dick December 30, 2020
by 870 boys November 21, 2013
When you and ur shorty slam a Gordita crunch at Taco Bell, and while unloading on the shitter, you yell for her to suck you off. When she gets on her knees, flip a quick 180 and shart all over her.
by Cheddyblumpy180 May 03, 2024
While recieving a bumpkin the person giving fellatio reaches in the bowl and retrieves feces in order to smear it on their face
by Cptnhowdy May 15, 2018
by thesplashingblumpkins June 06, 2021