BJexting

The act of texting while performing a blowjob. This is a courteous act in dealing with high-priority texts, but still keeping your oral partner's needs at heart.

Yo man, I was about to bust and damn she got a text
. It's all good, cuz she was BJexting me the rest of the way

by iwillkissubak September 25, 2011

bjpd

Blowjobs Per Date. The amount of blowjobs given or received per outing and/or hookup. Methods of calculation vary, but the average BJPD for a man or woman aged 18-25 is estimated to be approximately .6.

Yo bro, I raised my BJPD by ten points last weekend!

by AC28 November 22, 2011

Bjäbb

A Swedish word inspired by the sounds made by the rabbit character "Lille Skutt" from the "Bamse"-series.

It is used to show great displeasure and when a situation is bad. It is a word used to express something negative.

- Bjäbb! I lost my keys. :(
- Naaw, too bad. :(

- I hurt my knee
- Bjäbb! I feel sorry for you!

by ElzahjärtaJoel November 21, 2011

Bjarni Helgason

A werid little taliban man that loves Bin Laden.

Hey, there's a taliban! Do you think it could be Bjarni Helgason?

by burnbabyburn1234567 April 10, 2013

BJB

Blow Job Bandit, a girl who likes giving and gives a lot of blow jobs and is very good at them. So much so that she prefers it over sex

Mike: Just got one of the best blowjobs
Justin: From who?
Mike: BJB
Justin: Ahhh Crissy, she is good

by Dom1029 April 3, 2015

Bjornasexual

A person who would love to go gay for bjorn :). Usually you would use that word when your in one of his streams.

Mike is a bjornasexual.

by BjornaSexual September 16, 2016

Bjern

When hot leather seats burn you from being in the sun for long periods of time.

Park in the shade so we don't get bjerned when we return.

by Monicarr September 20, 2016