Kay's bed

A once clean turned nasty ass bed that everyone loves to have wild, kinky sex on.

Kay's bed is so nasty by now! I can only imagine what that thing has been through! That thing is PUTRID.

EEWWWWW HOW DOES KAY SLEEP AT NIGHT?!?!

by sodium!! December 12, 2019

What's under your mom's bed

A black guy with a big ass black ass cock that your mom likes to suck and put up her ass when everyone else falls asleep

Black guy:are the kids almost asleep?
Mom:just hold on I'll go check on them.
Black guy:ok.
Mom:ok they are asleep let's get it on!!!
Black guy:oh yeah that feels good!
Kid:mom,what's under your mom's bed?

by Pussy eater101 October 31, 2018

bed bugs

it's the feeling that you get at night when you have bugs crawling inside your ear to lay eggs in your brain. fun eh?

for example the other day i was sleeping in a dismle cave out in the forest. i wake to feel a weird itching in my ear and a spider comes out. so i beat the shit out of it and piss on it's remains. after a few weeks i was acting stupider than usual so to the doctor i went. he said i had baby spider eggs in my brain and were going to come out of my ear in a few days. a few days later...they finally came and it was odd. the spiders had my looks so i could tell i was the father, but at the end i was used and left by another women. :(

by DICK BLANCO March 2, 2004

bed arrest

Method of detaining people by smashing their door down in the middle of night, piling upstairs and rudely waking them up by screaming/bright lights: they are then led away in handcuffs (if lucky, some victims are simply shot in bed.) Employed by British police forces.

'What the hell happened to your house?'
'I was bed arrested last night, but they actually wanted the guy next door'

by ru August 10, 2004

Bed Wetting Drunk

Scuba Steve of Orlando after many Flaming Volcanoes at Kobe Steakhouse, bowling alley karaoke w/ B-52 shots and shotgunning PBRs at The Lodge

Looks like someone is getting Bed Wetting Drunk again!

by Schwiggity June 19, 2008

shit the bed

To screw up in a most splendid manner!

BJ royally shit the bed on Monday when he left the brand new N64 controllers for his mother to mail!

by Naetron January 3, 2006

Bed and Breakfast

Having a Sandman Sprinkle at night and a Wake and Bake in the morning.

Smoking marijuana at night and getting very high before going to sleep then waking up the next day and smoking more weed and getting very high before getting out of bed.

Me and the guys went on a camping trip and had Bed and Breakfast everyday we were out there.

by The Usual Stranger June 10, 2009