battling demons

When you’re struggling to take a shit.

John is battling demons in the bathroom.

by Eion2500 September 5, 2023

Crap battle

A contest where 2 people try to crap as hard as possible.

I think the second guy won the crap battle his crap was bigger.

by Tooftreef September 17, 2023

Battle For Dream Island

some show that made a whole community because of kids having fun or stuff, also it sounds like a fever dream when you describe the whole show

so the leaf got mad and stole the island from the fire and then when all the objects realised... thats all for today i'll tell you more about Battle For Dream Island. what was even that are you okay?

by howdoitype October 3, 2023

battle dome

When you are getting head from a Buff man and begin shouting war cries as you finish him

Double points if you angry dragon him

"Hey bro I'm ok with you being gay but please stop getting battle dome while I'm at the flat

by Dr. definitely not smart October 5, 2023

Battle Loyal

When two people in a relationship both want out which should be simple enough. However, they both need to play the victim rather than just parting ways so they put all efforts into busting each other cheating. Hence the Battle Loyal begins!

Mark and Jenny aren't doing well, they Entered the Battle Loyal, Mark gets her drunk and pretends she ran off and Jenny is catfishing Mark with fake profiles.

Think my girl went through my phone, smelled like makeup this morning, guess she wants a Battle Loyal

by DrFlow July 8, 2023

Battle Axe

A strong, supportive person who is a key fixture of someones life. Mostly reffering to one's significant other

"Oh my wife shes a uh, real battle axe of a woman, a real back bone of life".

by Stain Moleman August 1, 2023

crack battle

N. When someone is so emotionally affected (happy or sad) that they act like they’re on crack; an episode where one’s mind makes them act like they’re under the influence of something

Rick: Dude, that ochem test totally fucked me up the butt. *incoherent nonsense*

Cal: Bruh are you in a crack battle rn? You make no sense 😂

Rick: *laughs while crying*

Cal: Absolute crack battle. You need rehab!!

by miffy October 17, 2019