baking

the same meaning as chilling but with a different vibe to saying it

what up man?
nothing much just chilling what you up to
baking, haha

by Peter Grochal June 30, 2008

double baking

VERB:
To listen to one's stereo while simultaneously lying on the couch watching television with the sound turned down.
This is based on the fact that those who simply lie on the couch watching TV are couch potatoes, therefore they must be "baking." It's even worse if they're doing two worthless things simultaneously: hence, they are "double baking."
It follows that they would be double baked couch potatoes for those who care.

"I was so bored that I got on the couch and spent the evening double baking with 'Seinfeld' and 'Exile on Main Street.'"
"Are you just gonna lie there double baking, or are you goin' with me to Joey's?"

by James J. Mitchell September 1, 2006

Gay Bashing

The physical act of violently thrusting a bible at a person of the homosexual orientation in attempt to make them more gay. The person being Gay Bashed is usually a stranger to the person bashing them.

‘Bro I heard Erin went around Gay Bashing people yesterday’

‘I know man, she gay bashed me. It feels great’

by Quetria December 10, 2018

table banking

While splitting a check when out with a group, paying the whole tab with your credit card and taking everyone else's cash and pocketing the tip instead of giving it to the server.

Watch out for Ben at lunch, he's always trying to get extra cash by table banking.

by Melissa Young April 25, 2006

basting the bread

(v) the act of spreading semen over bread and force feeding it to sexual partner

He said it was low calorie butter, but I think he was basting the bread!

by the wtf effect April 25, 2012

Barkin' Shlarkin'

A German dog that barks.

I was eating a wiener schnitzel and my dog started barkin' shlarkin' at me to get one.

by LeahTheAmerican June 29, 2013

bashington

Town where every (mostly but not exclusively) male inhabitant participates in onanism in a similar manner to which born-again Christians pray, ie. fervently and as often as humanly possible.

We knocked on John's bedroom door and he pretended he was asleep before unlocking and letting us in. The white tissues lying about the place and still-warm laptop however suggested to us that he was thinking of moving to Bashington.

by yehyeh#1 November 15, 2013