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Jamaican Barking Spider

A mythical creature on which loud farts are blamed.
Example:
*BRRRRRAP*
Dave: “Jimmy bro did you just bust ass?”
Jimmy: “Wasn’t me bro. Must be a Jamaican Barking Spider in the room.”
by Three Seventeen April 8, 2023
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Hi Barting

Insisting
by EMB3 February 7, 2024
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A term used to refer to a large amount of (presumably important) information being permanently lost.
P1: did you hear about imgur banning porn? It's the burning of the Library of Alexandria over there
by moosetwin April 24, 2024
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Book banning

"Book banning" isn't actually banning books in America because the 1st Amendment's protection of the freedom of speech prevents any and all book bans. Instead, "book bannong" is a grossly exaggerated phrase used by a small fraction of people, usually of a liberal persuasion, who wish to incite fearmongering among the populace, usually over books the fearmongers support that are very inappropriate for the age groups they are intended for, specifically regarding graphically sexual material. Removing or restricting children's access to these books, even if merely requiring parental notification and consent for their children to read the books, comes nowhere near the idea behind actual book banning.
"Boy, I gotta tell ya. Conservative Christians don't want middle schoolers reading a book in class describing two boys sucking each other's dicks. Those fundies sure love book banning."
by AriAri01 June 5, 2024
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Chad Barging

Two or more extremely attractive guys who are at a minimum 7.5 out of 10. In this scenario, there are no token sub-5's or guys who pass with just their personality. This concept has risen in popularity in the 2020's with the rise of mog culture.

Chad Barging is pretty easy to spot. They command whatever room they're in without trying. Women are instantly drawn to them, and nobody disagrees that they're a group of panty droppers. Men are split with Chad Barging as they will either respect and aspire to be like them or show pure hatred and disdain for them. Other men instantly might call them the G word because they have no other insults.

Picture it, a crowded gym at 7:30 PM. The sudden scent of Axe, peripherally chiseled chins, manicured flowy hair, and West Coast bro accents draws your attention. One of them is surely wearing crocks but nobody calls him out because he's sort of untouchable. They know they're hot and don't mind being noisy, though if they accidentally run into someone they pardon themselves with a "my bad, bro". They closely choose their circle because they, too, can be easily mogged. So they make it all about aesthetic. Taking their shirts off and all flexing in front of the mirror mid-workout is an essential part of Chad Barging. This takes place in the locker room, or even right out on the floor.

They know they peak before 30 so they live it up and party hard.
Man. Look at that those guys Chad Barging. They can get any girl they want. Should I approach and ask them their secrets? Let's begin mewing right away.

Daisy, don't be obvious, but there's some serious Chad Barging going on at the juice bar. Love the blonde one, I wonder what his IG is. OMG stop me!

Brodee, your cheekbones are looking stellar - you must be on a kickass diet. Come Chad Barge with us.

You missed a wild night out last night bro. Branson and Coby met us at Binky's and we did a total Chad Barge! It was fire! Hoes couldn't keep their eyes off us. Hope you can make it next time!
by ChadElk88 May 20, 2025
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Still Burning 🔥

Through every hour, I hold desire ❤️ 🔥
No silent night can make it tire

This flame still whispers HARD and higher ❤️ 🔥
No silent night can make it tire

Though miles may stretch across our skin ❤️ 🔥
My every thought still pulls you in

No border drawn, no ticking clock
Can shake the flame or break the lock.
You live in places I can't see

But still, you burn inside of me...

Despite your words, I no longer see

The light I followed is no longer there
Just echoes where your light should be ✨

So if you wonder, if I care
Look to the warmth that’s always there...
Embracing you every second

No map can chart what hearts require
No plane or road can dim this fire...
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Gargle barking

1.) When one becomes so intoxicated they begin to speak nonsense
2.) When laughing so hard and when speaking it turns out in ways no one understands
3.) At anytime when crossing up your words
“Nick, you were really gargle barking last night at the campfire.”
Yesterday at work Rob was gargle barking so hard.”
by Cotesmagoates August 28, 2025
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