jelly bracelets

lihgt blue wit sparkles means sex in tha water

sex in tha water

by kiki March 31, 2004

jelly bracelets

innocent looking bracelets which are otherwise more evil than critics imagine them to be. Pimply faced teenage boys are supposed to rip one of them off judging by the colour and the girl is supposed to reurn a favour of a sexual and graphic nature depending on the colour. These items must be banned because they destroy the moral values of our children and promote a moral decay upon society. Anybody caught wearing them should be beaten with sticks and punished Taliban Style - Hey if they can ban people from dropping Class A hallucinagins or Class C herbs and punsih them why cant they ban these "Sex Bracelets" and punish the wearer/buyer as well as the seller with beatings, whippings even hangings? These bracelets are the prime example of the americo-ZOG conspiracy to destroy our youth and the world.

when i was a teenager marely 10 years ago - anybody caught wearing these jelly bracelets would be beaten and stoned to death for being a slut. Todays Teenagers are sick brains.

by Brother Number One May 13, 2005

Pickle Barrel

Large cask left out in old barns built in early 20th century. Was originally used to house pickled cucumbers, but ended up being a convenient elbow rest for the receiving member of 2 gay-in-denial rednecks to use for engaging in buttsex.

Gay-in-denial redneck #1: "Hey Cletus, full moon tonight, how bout we go down to the old barn and visit the ol' pickle barrel?".

Cletus: "Sounds like a hootin' and a hollerin' time to me!". "But make damn sure to bring plenty of moonshine for yours truly." "The last time you bent me over the ol' pickle barrel you made my sphincter gape so hard I thought it was gonna done rip!". "I need plenty of cousin Donnie's body-numbing midnight moonshine to get my butthole through another full moon of pickle barrel debauchery".

by ChicoSneeko November 13, 2011

Jelly Bracelets

Jelly Braceletz arn't anything for parents need to worry about. They're just something that teens like to talk about. They're not sex bracelets, like if someone brakes another persons bracelet then you have to do whatever the bracelet means w/ the person that broke it. But, we dont really do anything...its just a joke....

Girl: you boke my bracelet...(its red)
Boy: you have to give me a lap dance now...
Girl: ha ha ha ha ha
Boy: (laughs with her)

by Christy May 13, 2005

Cracker Barrell

An interesting term used to describe everything Scary says and does!

Wow, look at that dude, he is clearly a cracker barrell!

by Mrrrrr. November 2, 2009

Barrel

Fat Prick

Gez you barrel, ha ha you Barrel.

I need to loose wait but love food im such a barrel

by The Fellowship of the Barrel's April 26, 2010

strawberry bracelet

the bloody ring left from the condom on the shaft of the penis after sexual intercourse with a female on her period.

I banged this skank on the rag. When i pulled off the rubber i saw she gave me a strawberry bracelet.

by fckyeah November 3, 2009