asshole neck

a.k.a the taint, the area extending from the anal hole to the ball droppings.

"Hey bro, why you walkin' like that? Someone destroy destroy your asshole neck?"

by UrMomsSaltyBalls July 11, 2022

Mitchell’s Asshole

A dare a very young man did in the name of RAMEZ MOSAD! He put his hands over his cheeks and spreaded away

“Dude did you see the picture of Mitchell’s Asshole?”

by Marlbanda October 27, 2018

asshole shirt

A man's dress shirt that has a color or pattern, except on the collar and cuffs, which are white. Asshole shirts are frequently set off with gold cufflinks or a tie clip. So called because the great majority of men who wear them are assholes.

I don't trust that politician/commentator/etc. because he often wears an asshole shirt on camera.
Look out! The boss is wearing an asshole shirt today.

by Trenko May 10, 2017

Academic Asshole

A person who only cares abut the marks they get in everything and has no friends.

*James hey i got 100/100

*Max sooo what

*James im better then YOU!
*shut up you Academic Asshole

by meowmlg August 26, 2015

Asshole Optimism

When someone tries to put an optimistic spin on an unfotmunate situation, but has a sarcastic intent, and ends up subtly coming off as an asshole.

"It's cool that you have no car like everyone else," said Lucas, "now you can have fun riding your bike everywhere." In a show of asshole optimism.

by doktorj March 8, 2014

respected asshole

Adj. A oxymoron to describe a person who is highly respected but at the same time, this person gets away with being an asshole due to established hierarchy status.

Example:
1."My boss is the biggest "respected asshole" I have ever known.

2. "Hey that punk ass mod banned me for getting tired of his shit!" "Fuck him, from now on hes a "very overly respected asshole!"

by noneofyourfuckingbusness October 21, 2012

Asshole Hangover

The shitty feeling you get after being an uncalled for asshole the night before.

"Damn, I treated my friends like shit for no reason, what the fuck was I thinking?"
"That's a wicked asshole hangover you got there. Better go fix it"

by Kazokone March 11, 2012