the biggest suburb of edmonton, with a population of 60,000. st. albert is a typical middle class, mostly white suburb. nothing cool happens here, there's a mall and a walmart. meth addicts steal shit from cars parked in parking lots, and there's a big park that goes the whole length of the city that runs along the river.
"let's do something"
"i guess we could smoke up"
"st. albert is lame, lets go to west edmonton mall"
"fuck that i'm too laze"
"i guess we could smoke up"
"st. albert is lame, lets go to west edmonton mall"
"fuck that i'm too laze"
by orlyowl December 10, 2008
Get the st. albert mug.Ambergaskins in a viral infection, most commonly spread through contact with the urine of an infected individual. The disease can also be spread through sexual intercourse. The infected will be affected by the following symptoms:
-Instant regret
-Depression
-Lightheaded
-Night sweats
-Chills
-Fever
-Muscular pain
-Diarrhea
-Inability to maintain an erection
-Uncontrollable, and frequent bowl movements
-Bloating
If infected it's best to isolate yourself from human contact for at least 72 hours, because no one will ever forgive you for passing on the Ambergaskins to them. Most of the time, the disease will have subsided and you will not experience anymore side effects, unless of course you are reunited with the Ambergaskins once more.
However, there are certain individuals who will become permanent carriers of the Ambergaskins virus. Prolonged sexual contact (i.e. longer than one year) with someone who suffers from Ambergaskins can make you permanently infected, subjecting yourself to endless ridicule, and regret for the rest of your life.
-Instant regret
-Depression
-Lightheaded
-Night sweats
-Chills
-Fever
-Muscular pain
-Diarrhea
-Inability to maintain an erection
-Uncontrollable, and frequent bowl movements
-Bloating
If infected it's best to isolate yourself from human contact for at least 72 hours, because no one will ever forgive you for passing on the Ambergaskins to them. Most of the time, the disease will have subsided and you will not experience anymore side effects, unless of course you are reunited with the Ambergaskins once more.
However, there are certain individuals who will become permanent carriers of the Ambergaskins virus. Prolonged sexual contact (i.e. longer than one year) with someone who suffers from Ambergaskins can make you permanently infected, subjecting yourself to endless ridicule, and regret for the rest of your life.
You: Hmm, the bed is all wet again. Was that from your water bottle?
Her: Noo...
You: Sweet jesus fuck, you pissed the bed! I'm going to get the Ambergaskins!
Her: Noo...
You: Sweet jesus fuck, you pissed the bed! I'm going to get the Ambergaskins!
by Puma89 March 11, 2008
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Amber Mae is a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets. She knows how to give a guy or gal an ordinary time. Think you're hearing a vibrating noise from her room? you are correct. That's just Amber using her vibrator for the 6th time that day. Nothings safe from Ambers desires not even the shower. Amber Mae - a classic example of a nymphomaniac.
by Sorry Amber December 6, 2019
Get the Amber Mae mug.The small town of awesomeness. There's one public school, a Crap ton of old people who drive really slow, and a nudeist park that u don't want to deliver pizza to... that's all i'm saying...
by butterbaby92 April 24, 2011
Get the Mount Albert mug.CHICK: Yuck! Look at that guy. Albert Einstein's brother, eh?
FOX: Albert Einstein's brother?
CHICK: Yeah, Albert Einstein's brother -- FRANK.
FOX: Oh, yeah, I get it. Yes, that is true!
FOX: Albert Einstein's brother?
CHICK: Yeah, Albert Einstein's brother -- FRANK.
FOX: Oh, yeah, I get it. Yes, that is true!
by Stuck Up Bitch July 9, 2006
Get the Albert Einstein's brother mug.A small piece of shit town, full of rich old people who complain in department stores, fat irresponsible mothers, and stuck up rich kids. The full of shit government usually places about 5 photo radars at a time and gives out about 1000 parking tickets a day because they like draining money out of the civilians. Worst possible town to live in, triggers depression easily.
also see, hell
also see, hell
by kkkhellyeah June 16, 2009
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A condition of being successfully duped, deceived, and tricked big time. I mean BIG TIME.
Origin:
Early 21st century; inspired by the dire condition suffered by certain gullible surface-dwelling mortals, mostly men, after being totally duped by a mythical underwater monster of the Atlantis that was a master of deception.
A condition of being successfully duped, deceived, and tricked big time. I mean BIG TIME.
Origin:
Early 21st century; inspired by the dire condition suffered by certain gullible surface-dwelling mortals, mostly men, after being totally duped by a mythical underwater monster of the Atlantis that was a master of deception.
Examples:
“She slept with another man on your marital bed. You’ve been amberturded, bro!"
“That tabloid’s editor was totally amberturded into publishing an untrue and malicious story which damaged a good person's life .”
“She promised to give the entire money away to charity, but then, of course, some sucker would be amberturded into buying her story.”
"I thought I met the woman of my dream, but she turned out to be the worst type of female you could ever end up with. Emotionally and physically abusive, manipulative, materialistic, unfaithful... I've been amberturded, man!"
“She slept with another man on your marital bed. You’ve been amberturded, bro!"
“That tabloid’s editor was totally amberturded into publishing an untrue and malicious story which damaged a good person's life .”
“She promised to give the entire money away to charity, but then, of course, some sucker would be amberturded into buying her story.”
"I thought I met the woman of my dream, but she turned out to be the worst type of female you could ever end up with. Emotionally and physically abusive, manipulative, materialistic, unfaithful... I've been amberturded, man!"
by BarbossasPeriwig May 11, 2022
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