by 459395 March 6, 2022
Get the Age of majority mug.The period starting around the late 2000s and ending with the Trump presidency. Evoking the Gilded Age, the term underscores the rampant tech idealism of the time, which ushered in drone warfare, platform capitalism, Amazon and the retailocalypse, and the
collection and sale of individuals' data (often with their assistance such as with the Ring scandal). Also of note: The paradoxical normalization/ encouragement of narcissistic behavior and the death of privacy (and thus certain modes of self-determination); the rise of a cyborgian mystical-scientific-sycretic wellness culture alongside inflated healthcare costs; the replacement of social movements with personal reckonings and managing your brand; echo chambers; the favoring of creative production that is archival or highly reflexive / referential; endless navel-gazey commentary.
collection and sale of individuals' data (often with their assistance such as with the Ring scandal). Also of note: The paradoxical normalization/ encouragement of narcissistic behavior and the death of privacy (and thus certain modes of self-determination); the rise of a cyborgian mystical-scientific-sycretic wellness culture alongside inflated healthcare costs; the replacement of social movements with personal reckonings and managing your brand; echo chambers; the favoring of creative production that is archival or highly reflexive / referential; endless navel-gazey commentary.
"After the protests started, Chad sent me $5 on venmo bc white fragility?? I called him out and now he's in a shame spiral that helps nobody."
"God, we need to get out of the Mirrored Age."
"God, we need to get out of the Mirrored Age."
by poocsytipoop January 21, 2021
Get the Mirrored Age mug.A child from the age of 8-12, the annoying age of harassment and dramatic temper tantrums. All they do is eat and try and be the center of attention. They are always out of pocket. They are in the same era as “sticky ipad kids”
You: “Can I have some of your crossiant ___?”
Middle aged child: *shoves entire crossiant in mouth*
You: “Hey would you get off your ipad?”
Middle aged child: *screams* or flat out ignores you
Middle aged child: *shoves entire crossiant in mouth*
You: “Hey would you get off your ipad?”
Middle aged child: *screams* or flat out ignores you
by iamafarmer8888 July 29, 2022
Get the middle aged child mug.BRM5 (Blackhawk Rescue Mission 5) added Zombie mode and a dude (who shalt not be named) said this in response to someone asking him how long he has been playing the game. Afterwards he almost died to a zombie horde.
#1
Person A: Hey so how long have you been playing any game
Person B: CTS my age old 75
#2
Person A: ongoing conversation
Person B: CTS my age old 75 btw @everyone
Person A: Hey so how long have you been playing any game
Person B: CTS my age old 75
#2
Person A: ongoing conversation
Person B: CTS my age old 75 btw @everyone
by fujiwaranomina November 24, 2025
Get the CTS my age old 75 mug.“How was your Sunday buddy?”
“Horrible, I was so hungover and then was overcome with Chick-Fil-Age. Every fucking Sunday man, it’s devastating.”
“Horrible, I was so hungover and then was overcome with Chick-Fil-Age. Every fucking Sunday man, it’s devastating.”
by Mandy and Piper October 16, 2020
Get the Chick-Fil-Age mug.See: all the rage - but for people who don't realise it actually has an R and have been using this incorrect phrase for many years before being corrected and SHAMED.
by Stern Goldie-Galloway March 1, 2011
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