oiling the bird

when you have a problem, that you find out is actually a completely different problem with very similar symptoms and a completely different solution, but you attempt to fix that new found problem with the same solution as the other one.

oiling the bird originated from->"dude i though my chair was squeaking uncontrollably, but it was really just a bird squeaking outside the window"
"you should oil the bird"

by trvkvltdoomocculta October 5, 2009

Dicky Bird

A colloquial term meaning a penis. Typically used in Newfoundland but used in other places as well

He has a pretty small dicky bird

by Blockay November 25, 2021

Jonathan Bird

Top shagger and absolute unit. The next Michael Jordan, James Harden and Kobe Bryant. Constantly dunking on these bitches.
Pro basketball player. Ballin on these bitches

Did you see Jonathan Bird last night, damn

by Kejdjej February 11, 2021

Hummin bird

A sexy short feisty woman

Speaking to a girl
Hey there hummin bird

by poczatek February 10, 2010

computer bird

A person who hunts and pecks for letters while typing.

Quit hunting and pecking, you computer bird.

by Mrylou July 31, 2016

Big Bird

Many think that we are all inside the Milky Way. That is, however, incorrect. We are actually all inside of Big Bird. This entire "galaxy" is actually just Big Bird. He vored us all a long time ago, and scientists are still wondering how it was possible.

Wow! I can't believe Big Bird can vore that many people at once!

by Beter Bentz August 15, 2018

5th Bird

To describe a lazy asshole who refuses to do any work or contribution for a group project.

Dude, you're being a real 5th bird.

by Bee Syrup January 15, 2016