Wizards Sleeving

To be caught knuckles deep fingering your own arse while in the bath tub.

Daniel was caught 'wizards sleeving' by his Wife earlier today, don't shake his hand.

by Hung Lo 69 August 31, 2022

Legendary Wizardry

Legendary Wizardry is a common spell used by Emeritus Professors to keep their students in place for a long period of time. Once the student maintains eye contact with the Emeritus Professor for longer than five seconds, the Emeritus professor will cast his/her Legendary Wizardry by delivering an overwhelming abundance of information to the student, locking them in place until the professor feels tired or hungry; this could last many hours. An attempt to break the spell of Legendary Wizardry on the students behalf without reason is not usually common as the encounters are typically random and/or at a time when the student is already spending time trying to find information. To do so could result in the Emeritus Professor being frustrated which will lead to poor grades for the student, a bad reference, and/or scary nightmares every night until death. Hence, escape without reason is bad for the student. The interruption of Legendary Wizardry is possible if the student lies their way out of it so they can be elsewhere. While coherent from an Emeritus Professor POV, this outcome is unsustainable in the long run. Since the encounters are typically random, the student may feel hit with Legendary Wizardry more times than they think, and lying over time will have the effect of losing credibility with the Emeritus Professor; the result will be the same as if the student breaks the spell without reason.

Kevin - Joe, why were you taking with the professor for 3 hours?
Joe - Sorry, he was using his Legendary Wizardry.

by bingowings20 April 26, 2013

Blue Wizards

A common street name referring to members of the police department. Lately expanded to include any authority figure in the vicinity.

The party was great, until the blue wizards showed up and shut it down.

The blue wizard (teacher) in my science class kicked me out for not having my homework done.

by s__dizzle January 30, 2016

The wizards tickle

When you’re sitting on the John doing a #2 and the turd causes a splash of cold toilet water which proceeds to hit you in your butthole, usually accompanied by a “ploop” noise

Damn that was a huge deuce, totally got the wizards tickle from it (shudders) lol

by Rotorboi87 January 12, 2022

Gee like a wizards sleeve

An Irish term, particularly used in the north of Dublin, means the unholy sight of an incredibly loose pussy.

"Danny, I saw you were with Laura last night."
"Yeah, she had a gee like a wizards sleeve."

by seshman42 December 27, 2016

wizzardlime45

A gaming god.

Wizzardlime45 is a gaming god. Come at me bro!

by EikenDepressieRups April 10, 2019

wozard

a bald boy between the ages of 10 and 20

Person 1 "Look its a bald teenage boy!"
Person 2 "For he is a wozard"

by foritistrue March 10, 2021