Jonathan Bird

Top shagger and absolute unit. The next Michael Jordan, James Harden and Kobe Bryant. Constantly dunking on these bitches.
Pro basketball player. Ballin on these bitches

Did you see Jonathan Bird last night, damn

by Kejdjej February 11, 2021

fur bird

a male crotch with an exceptionally large bush

I went out on my third date with Rick last night and he has a total fur bird!

by motorninja April 24, 2014

BIG BIRD

Is a tall oaky person that is very tall in hight & a dork like BIG BIRD from Sesame Street u use this slang when u are making fun of a extra tall person that is also a dork & freakishly tall

Do y'all see this BIG BIRD ass bitch! Big BIRD almost hit her head.

by Olneyboi March 11, 2018

Bird Polygamist

A bird that takes part in polygamy and has amazing Kahoot abilities.

Get down with the Bird Polygamist baby.

by GruntToeCristy February 10, 2022

Flappy Birds

A group of women with extra large vaginal lips, aka labia. An annoying yet addictive game.

Anthony : I was up smashing Flappy Birds til 5am this morning.

Dean : WOW! That's awesome, how many?

Anthony : 4

Dean : Bullshit! You fucked 4 chicks last night, and they all had a big old rubber band sandwiches?!

Anthony : No, 4 was my high score. I can't stop playing that game. I'm lonely....hold me.

by The Cunning Gunt Shunter February 11, 2014

bird skull

Some bird skull from a dumbass bird that died

Elijah: Hey that’s a bird skull on the ground!
Arnold: Dumbass bird

by goober846 November 4, 2021

Jimmy bird

Jimmy bird is an:
idiot
stupid
dumb
Or
retarded

#1: Stop being a jimmy bird.
#2: You fucking jimmy bird.
#3: Look at that jimmy bird kid.

by Memzr November 10, 2018