boner protector

A pinny-like garment that restricts the protrusion of an erect phallus from interfering with other peoples day to day business.

I'm working with too many lush girls, I need a boner protector.

by DJ SH TA January 15, 2015

Gears Boner

When you successfully destroy an enemy team by yourself as the last player standing in GEARS OF WAR!!!

Example:
Josh: Oh no, there goes Jon again with his Gears Boner...
Jon: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jon: OMG BRO I KILLED EM ALL

by Lord JONTON June 6, 2018

Boner Sniper

When someone is so damn ugly that they can kill your boner from a long distance.

That chick's a fucking boner sniper.

by Glompy Gang February 10, 2017

Face Boner

When you get a hard on from seeing a only a cute/attractive face.

Damn, that Ariana Grande pic gave me a wicked Face Boner.

by ABCDsbr January 26, 2018

Atomic Boner

An atomic boner is a type of boner you can get sometimes that can cause pain and screaming and possibly even destroy your schlong. If you ever get one you must stay away from the lotion.

And the boy said while playing Call of Duty "AGHHHH! ATOMIC BONER!"

by Dandongding July 31, 2017

sleeping boner

to fall asleep in a chair, and while dreaming get a visable erection for all to see

Why does Dewhite have a sleeping boner? what is he possibly dreaming about? not ginger....

by slampig 21 May 19, 2009

Rave Boner

The result of being on sweet drugs, listening to heavy bass music and dancing with super-hot, half-naked girls.

I was at this rave one time... grinding with two these smokin' chicks when I totally got a rave boner that just wouldn't quit. Nearly jizzed my pants. The girls didn't seem to mind!

by Samiam80 January 1, 2011