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Rip Van Winklin'

Verb - To sleep for a inappropriate, borderline self-destructive, length of time; to pull a Rip Van Winkle
"Hey Bro, how was your weekend?"
"Not great, I ate a sus banana on Friday and was Rip Van Winklin' until Monday."
"fuckin' sus bananas bro."
by Jimmy Chopsticks October 3, 2022
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Devil's Wrinkled Doughnut

Susan, wearing a short mini skirt, bent over too far, revealing the Devil's Wrinkled Doughnut.
by MurdockCa January 7, 2023
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Reach around wrinkle finger

When you give a reach around to a women for so long that your fingers get wrinkle like after taking a long bath
I gave this girl a reach around for 2 hours now my fingers are wrinkled and now my friends call me reach around wrinkle finger
by Tripod900 May 16, 2023
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Pringle Dingle Wingle Chingle Mingle Dingle Kristmas Kringle

A name for a funny, yet also sort of goofy person. It's a very intelligent phrase that was developed in the year 2023, and the phrase was thrown around so much, yet never gets old with time.
Person 1: Yo do you wanna get some pizza
Person 2: nahh me to dum no wan pizza
Person 1: u are a dumb Pringle Dingle Wingle Chingle Mingle Dingle Kristmas Kringle !
by JD Official January 2, 2024
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Waffle fry winker

when you and your friends sister stuff waffle fries up each others rectum while watching “top 10 holocaust moments” on youtube and you proceed to adopt a pet corgi and make it watch the fries come out of the partners mouth with fecal matter all over it.
Yeah, me and Scarlett waffle fry winkered last night, that corgi was scared
by DIRTYISRAELPOODLE May 13, 2024
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Domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd

Noun

A term that describes the miserable, disheveled state caused by extreme sleep deprivation, especially when combined with the draining demands of everyday domestic life.
I'm feeling a little extra domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd today on account of having slept only 2.5 hours.
by Hieronymous June 24, 2025
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Mr. Wrinkles

Mr. Wrinkles is the best dog name ever. He is usually a pug, with a very wrinkly face. Very dumb, very good boy. Loves food, and has missing teeth.
1: aww ur dog is so cute good boy oh he’s dumb too

2: yeah, he’s a Mr. Wrinkles
by Mr-wrinkles-the-dumb-pug February 6, 2021
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