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Windows Vista

Will either:
-Blow Up
-Die
-Steal you bank details
-Ruin you life
-Kill you
Me: What's your OS
Friend: Windows Vista
Me: I WILL COME ROUND YOU HOUSE AND STICK MY WINDOWS 10 INSTALLER USB INTO YOUR COMPUTER AND MAKE YOU SUFFER WHILE I DO IT
Friend: oke
by ΨλΜΞΖ June 8, 2020
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Window washing

When your girl friend/lover sensually grazes her tongue over her lovers teeth.... Being a way of expressing her love to him or her.... A type of erotisism
"Baby window wash me in a kiss"
" babe quite window washing me"
by Didi*hoodini February 24, 2015
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Window smashing

Going to smash your girlfriend on her period and it looks like you ran thru a window
Yo bro, you wanna get some beers.
Nah man, imma go window smashing.
by Adderall4kidz June 21, 2017
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pie in the window

i was walking down the street in amsterdam, heard tap,tap,tap, turned and saw pie in the window
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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Windows 10

A weird operating system that overheats your system
Yo you got the Trashy Windows 10?
by James Straws April 20, 2021
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Window shopper

someone who looks at the opposite race, without actually meeting them. This is usually in person, so pornography and jacking off doesn't count.
Man 1: Dude, I saw a hot girl yesterday, and couldn't stop staring at her nice ass!
Man 2: what's her name?

Man1: I didn't talk to her
Man 2: you window shopper
by Fish_tacozzx September 30, 2012
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puppy in the window

A very exciting and intelectually stimulating sexual position involving man on woman, man on man, or even woman on woman with a strap on dildo; or really any combination of the above. Person 1 takes position leaning out of a window, as if to wave good by to a loved one or yell at the trash man, as person 2 takes up position directly behind person 1 (P1). P2 then forcefully inserts their penis and/or dildo into the rectum/ass of P1. To simplify the explaination, its exibition anal sex where the goal is to be seen by as many people as possible.
"Dude she totally wanted to do the puppy in the window so all the neighbors could see how we role; it was sweet...then her grandmother pulled ito the drive way!"
by Trevor and Brittney July 25, 2008
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