New Mexico Window Washer 

When you blow your man juice into a fresh towel and wipe it on a girls face.

Brian: how nasty did you get last night with Brandy.

Tom: That girl was so messed she wanted me to give her a New Mexico Window Washer.

New Mexico Window Washer by olaf (berzerker) April 2, 2009

window licker 

Mentally retarded child licking the window of his school bus while watching the outside world.

What are you, a window licker?
He is so stupid. He must be a window licker

window licker by mrkungfu0812 July 30, 2010

Caffeine Window 

The daily time slot in which you must have some form of caffeine otherwise you will get a headache. No amount of caffeine after this window will cure the headache. A common ailment of coffee addicts who need their morning fix before they can function properly.

Dude1: Fuck, I've missed my caffeine window, I feel a headache developing.

Dude2: Rookie error dude, that's you should always keep a few No-Doze handy when you don't have time to grab some coffee.

Caffeine Window by roast beanz June 27, 2011

Window Surfing

Surfing the internet for products you desire but don't intend to purchase.

Combination of "window shopping" and "surfing the internet/interweb/information superhighway".

Andrea: i'm window surfing for new cameras right now. it's kind of depressing and i think i'll stop. i really want a new one though.
Liz: you just put me in touch with the modern age by saying "window surfing"
Andrea: coffeecup Andrea 2007!!!
Liz: NICe
Andrea: i should add that to urbandictionary.com and then add an entry for coffeecup
Liz: ha!!

Window Surfing by Andrea Bolton July 15, 2007

The Window Game

When you're at a red light get the person in the passenger seat to roll down their window and ask the driver in the next lane to roll down theirs. Once they do, roll yours back up and stare straight ahead. Try as hard as you can not to laugh.

Erick pulled The Window Game on some lady and she got all mad. She cut us off and started yelling at us at the next light. I couldn't stop laughing.

The Window Game by c00lbeans October 11, 2011

Sexual In Your Window

Acting out something sexual or communicating a sexual idea through your window.

Man, the teens in this neighborhood always run up to my house and start with their sexual in your windows. One even started to pretend to strip, right outside of my kitchen.

Sexual In Your Window by Windownator June 13, 2010

Window tough guy

Some weak ass punk kid who yells shit out at you from the passenger side of their friends car . Usually something like "Pussy", "Fag", "Fuck you", or some other bullshit to make them appear tough. If they were in any real situation where someone could retaliate they would never say such a thing.

Friend: "Dude some asshole screamed some shit at me for no reason while I was walking over to your house."

You: "Lol, really what did they say."

Friend: "I don't really know some shit like suck a dick or something."

You: "Ohhh a Window tough guy, I got it now." "You should just carry a rock in your pocket to throw at those assholes."

Window tough guy by Velocirautins October 2, 2010