wheelsed

When you played a killer set list on Touch Tunes all night and right before you leave some ungrateful music illiterate complains about one of your song choices. You want to stab him. But nope, instead you decide to play Wheels on the bus, the chicken dance, and finish him off with candyman as you slide into an Uber.

Babe, just called an Uber. 4 minutes. (Random shit rag from the bar yells out, who the fuck played Dance Monkey, this song blows). You just grin knowing he just got wheelsed, and no amount of fast pass shenanigans can save him or the rest of the ingrates at the bar.

by Spitballer February 18, 2020

Wheeler Walker Jr

Wheeler Walker Jr is a country singer with some really fucked up songs with topics about incest, shoving a dildo up his asshole, eating pussy, kicking ass, sucking dick, eating out his ex’s dad’s ass, having sex by putting a finger up his butt, and smoking pot a lot. He has three albums and a greatest hits collection, those being Redneck Shit, Ol’ Wheeler, WWIII, and Fuck You Bitch: All-Time Greatest Hits

John: Have you listened to Wheeler Walker Jr?
Dave:No, why?
John: I have the sudden urge to shove a dildo up my asshole just to see if it can fit.

by Pussyeaterdicksucker69 January 28, 2021

Wheeler Feeler

The act of a male inserting his penis into a woman's anus while she is on her back. At the same time, the male inserts his hand into the woman's vagina and simultaneously strokes his penis while performing anal sex.

My wife: Kev, I really want to spice up our sex, its been so so boring lately!

Me: How about I Wheeler Feeler you!
My wife: I would love that, you are such a good boy!

by The Wheeler Boys December 15, 2021

cannon wheels

another word for (bollocks)

"I fucked her deep last night, I was right up to my cannon wheels"

by sijeff December 2, 2007

vagisil wheels

this is the term used to describe a driver that is resourceful and can slip out of any sticky driving situation. The drivers slick driving eases discomfort not only for the other driver, but for passengers and everyone involved in the near fatal encounter.

Wow!! what a manuever that was, that dude has vagisil wheels.

by mexicanfoodstamp November 17, 2009

rickmans wheels

1. the funniest and most pathetic thing you will ever see

2. a youtube video detailing the best way to "wheel"

"omg i saw rickmans wheels" LOLOLOL XD

by wheels rickman December 12, 2010

Paddle Wheeling

Like Motor boating but with the ass.

I think I got pink eye during a rigorous paddle wheeling session.

by Rylund Guy June 13, 2014