waning

If something's terrible or bad or boring or just generally negative, it's 'waning'. Derived from the cycles of the moon. Opposite of waxing

I hate having to eat brussel sprouts at xmas, they're waning!

by SpazOnTheHorizon January 8, 2012

Washington Intern

The object of sexual desire for the President, a Congressman, or any other federal employee.

Monica lewinski or any sexually abused washington intern

by jhsdfgasdfasdkjldfja December 29, 2007

washing machine all star

when a girl meets a guy for the first time and goes to 2nd base and its all good until he looks at his hand and finds blood on it.
this is all happening while the girl is perched on a washing machine that is on HIGH SPEED and vibrating

ahh im so dizzy from making out onthat washing machine

girl your a washing machine all star

by buttcheek123 May 12, 2009

Wasting Nutella

The worst possible thing you could do EVER in the history of ever

Jim was just wasting nutella! LETS KICK HIS ASS

by krayzey August 15, 2012

Waxing Poon

Deriving from "Waxed Poon" or freshly hairless vagina; a Waxing Poon is the active noun. A freshly hairless vagina calls to man like a beacon in the darkness. Once a man is caught in its grasp, he is stunned for at least 1 full second. The more friends are around the longer they as a group, are stunned.

1. "No-man can resist a Waxing Poon"
2. "Chang'e uses Waxing Poon to stun her enemies"

by GamerGrammer November 13, 2013

waxing the freight train

A synonym for male masterbation.

Ralph: "so did you and Sally have sex last night?"
Johnny: "Naaah, Sally had a headache last night so I ended up watching porn and waxing the freight train instead."

by Jimbo65guy December 21, 2013

washing the chicken

An expression used when you want to get out of a situation

Charles is always saying that he is washing the chicken when I try to introduce him to my ugly sister-in-law

by justahappyguy June 6, 2015