i eat mop who

a knock knock joke

pronounced as: "I eat more poo"

Person 1: Knock, knock!
Person 2: Who’s there?
Person 1: I eat mop.
Person 2: I eat mop who?
Person 1: Dammit, man, that is way too much information!

by galearic November 20, 2020

who touched ma spaghett

When you leave your spaghett on the table and someone touches it

Pewdiepie reference ~ 2018

Comes from when the word 'spaghetti' was mispronounced

"Who touched ma spaghett?"

by BaekYhun The Corgi January 06, 2018

Show em Who's Boss

a response to someone's statement when they show authority, dominance or certainty in the statement. If they put some emphasis on their statement and want everyone to know that they run the show, you respond with the phrase. It has a sarcastic tone and can abruptly end the conversation at times.

Person 1: I'm gonna win this damn game idiot!

Person 2: Show em Who's Boss Bak!

by Mike Provenzano October 29, 2009

Who up playing with they worm?

A phrase used to check if anyone is up late and jackin' off online.

Friend 1: "Who up playing with they worm?"
Freind 2: "You already know B)"

by EagleMuncher December 05, 2021

The boy who never changed

Kevin, a kid on my bus.

After the summer vacation he showed no change in apperance, height, or weight. It was amazing.

Me: Hey kevin, the boy who never changed, sleep-overs are fun!

Kevin: Was I talking to you? NO.

by Mister D December 03, 2004

the spy who shagged me

Character formally known as Austin Danger Powers or the international man of mystery. Fought numerous battles with Dr. Evil and got alot of ass in the process. Will go down in history as one of the greatest shaggers of all time.

Austin Powers is the Spy Who Shagged me.

by blandry March 18, 2006

She Who Must Not Be Named

Proper Noun.

She who must not be named is the author of the book series Harry Potter. In 2020 she officially outed herself as a TERF after defending several "mistakes" with trans community.
As a result of being a TERF the Harry Potter fandom no longer cares to even mention her by name. Her new name is inspired by he who must not be named who is the arch-villain, Lord Voldemort, in the book series.

I look up to Emma Watson and not she who must not be named.

by MDooley47 June 15, 2020