g5tardd and i.want.to.be.a.straw.hat

the goat and thinks black clover is a good new gen

oh is that a goat no that’s g5tardd and i.want.to.be.a.straw.hat

by Peak✞#9997 disc October 18, 2021

Mya wants a goat

Get mya a goat gofundme.com do it for the goats that have no homes. We love goats. Raise money for the goats 🐐

Mya has been complaining of how much she wants a cute goat. Help mya get a goat. Mya wants a goat.

by Myas sistahhhh July 17, 2018

do you want to go to taco bell?

When you want to have sex without anyone knowing (its a code word)

Hey babe do you want to go to taco bell?

by tacoexpert November 13, 2014

So, can we do whatever we want now?

Talking to the Jews of UrbanDictionary.

Also, why did they delete my handle…I wonder?

So, can we do whatever we want now?

by Death Menace April 10, 2022

I want to die

It is joke often made by emo people to express their love of life. If you hear and emo or anyone say this, it is a joke and it would be best for you to laugh at it. This will make them feel really good, so good in fact they may begin to repeat it more and more regularly. Just keep laughing or when it gets annoying say "Then do it". This is the proper response to this joke.

Emo - I want to die...
You - HAHAHAHA thats hilarious, you crack me up!!
Emo - No, for real, I want to die...
You - Then do it.....
Emo - .....

by JustDoItPreston September 24, 2017

You make my ass want to carve stove wood

When someone really frustrates you or sort of angers you but you don't want to piss them off in return.

A phrase to express your frustration.

If your friend is constantly missing the point or keeps making the same mistake over and over.

You would say, man, you make my ass want to carve stove wood.

by SkyukaDave July 22, 2007

Waint

Waint is a very versatile word. A synonym for such words as sucks or gay. Waint is a word that brings negative thoughts and feelings into a situation. Often, waint is used as a one word answer.

Instead of, "Dude, your gay!"
Try, "Dude, your waint!"

Instead of, "Wow, the Sens suck, they're by far the worst team in the NHL. They should move to somewhere like Hamilton or Minden where the fans aren't such crappy people."
Try, "Wow, the Sens are waint, they're by far the most waint team in the NHL. The should move to somewhere like Hamilton or Minden where the fans aren't such waint people."
Or perhaps your teacher assigns homework, you can retort with a resounding "WWAAIINNTT"

by 10' folded in half December 26, 2011