dios.vamp

nice young man who gets many bitches

p1 "im for real feeling like dios.vamp right now." p2 "whats that mean?" p1"cus i got so many bitches you know?"

by satansmonstercan March 16, 2022

Oxygen Vampire

A person that sucks up all the good oxygen without a brain that requires it.

That oxygen vampire just pulled away from the gas pump with the nozzle still in their car.

by Vladthelunchpailer August 22, 2022

AUG Vamp

The ultimate number-one scammer.

Sarah: I checked my bank account and it is drained!
Paul: It was probably AUG Vamp.. you're not getting your shit back.

by hipointtoter October 11, 2022

sperm vampire

a whore who likes to suck sperm a lot

or a person who sucks dick a lot and drinks their sperm on a daily basis

hey! your moms a sperm vampire😂😂"

by joemamadeeznutshoe October 22, 2022

getting vampired

Hiring an albino person to bite someone and run away, then every night sprinkling Molly on their food. During the night they will be high-ish with a good sensation sweeping over their body, but in the morning as the Molly wears off they feel down and unmotivated. Repeating this constantly for multiple nights/forever can lead this person to believe they are in fact a vampire.

James soon after getting vampired bit his father and mother thinking it would save them from aging further.

by PopeVortex May 24, 2023

Pulled A Vampire

Staying up all night and going to sleep a little before the sun starts to come up.
Closely related to insomnia.
Either staying up all night by force or because your that hyper.

- Why is he so tired today?
- He had to do his project for Science so I pulled a vampire and worked on it.

by Brian Smith Junior April 18, 2009

The Head Vampire

A vampire that replenishes it's unholy energy by sucking dick instead of sucking blood like a normal vampire.

"The Head Vampire? Like you're the king of all of the vampires?"

"No! I come to suck your dick!"

by CharlesWestingfield February 10, 2021