bung turkey

someone who utters useless bullshit; skwaks out of their ass

Did you hear what Courtney said? She's such a bung turkey!

by Joshman515 January 29, 2008

dirty turkey

when ur gettin head and u gobble and wave ur hands around

when i was over jareds i heard a wild turkey sound coming from the bedroom

by Patrick February 10, 2005

turkey bacon

under cover cop

"Turkey bacon!"

by Adele February 01, 2004

Turkey Twizzlers

Turkey Twizzlers represent everything I hate about School Dinners

They are full of shit and they are in a shape of a pigs penis

They only contain 30% Turkey, the rest is salt, bread crumbs, E-flavours and other crap (they might even contain turkey shit)

You can find them In England, they are an embaressment to the whole world and whoever invented them is a ignorant arse!

Twat "Yummy, Turkey Twizzlers for dinner!"
Me "Shut the f*ck up, I'd rather have a salad Thank-you very much!"

by Fiona Moore-O'Toole April 06, 2005

Turkey Titties

The pectorals of an over weight male that buldge to look like the breasts of a woman. These "titties" come from a diet that is over consisting of meats..or that of meat substances.

Can also be used to describe one who eats too much on thanksgiving

1. Damn nick...your turkey titties are bigger than my girlfriends actual tits.

2.Your turkey tits are so big that you could fill a C cup.

3. You gonna watch what you eat this thanksgiving turkey tits?

by Tony Morien December 16, 2005

turkey baster

Someone who teases heavily with intent to arouse sexually. Getting a woman wet before sex.

You turkey baster! (said while being sexually teased)

by kinkasaur November 13, 2006

turkey drop

n. A traditional act of charity during the Thanksgiving season, whereby you "drop off" a frozen "turkey" to some organization (like the Salavation Army), which then redistributes to the poor.

Mike’s Pharmacy has scheduled the fourth annual Turkey Drop today to benefit the Salvation Army.

by Cliff June 18, 2003