turkey

The opposite of virgin for a girl, because they have "received a stuffing"

"I heard she was a virgin"
"What, at 17? Nah, definitely turkey"

by Triaxial Ellipsoid January 14, 2004

Turkey

A game that can be played by male or female of any sexual preference. Bascically to eat ones ass.

Joe and Tim often play Turkey. Joe squats and Tim gobbles.

by 31Mess July 31, 2009

turkey holocaust day

Turkey Holocaust Day is AKA Thanksgiving Day. This is because it is the day where we celebrate the mass execution of turkeys. After we execute them we then proceed to eat them and give thanks for all the good in our lives. It is celebrated in Canada on October 13 and in the United States of America on November 27.

Jimmy: Have a good Turkey Holocaust Day!
John: Thanks Jimmy, I hope you have a good Thanksgiving also!

by BAPE N' APES January 11, 2008

Turkey Twizzlers

Delecious Food that Jamie Oliver said was unhealthy even though its healthier than a pork sausage! Thus made it discontinued by Bernard Matthews

Jamie Oliver: Im gunna get rid of all food that isnt a vegetable cause im an idiot like that! Including Turkey Twizzlers, i guess all the school kids will just go to McDonalds, but oh well im a jerk!

by IHateJamieOliver March 5, 2010

Turkish Omelette

When a girl has intercourse with many different male partners vigorously, creating a puss and sperm filled jello-like substance that brews inside the female's meat flaps. Once nice and warm, the female then releases the goo onto one lucky male's chest, hereafter referred to as "the Turkish Omelette."

To complete the act of the Turkish Omelette, the other male partners share the Turkish Omelette in equal portions until it is all gone.

"Hey Steve, do you feel like making some Turkish Omelette's tonight? I'm hungry!"

by Glimpze740 July 2, 2008

turkey leg

The act of a clean shaven male holding his penis by the head with his hand while exposing his cock & scrotum to an unsuspecting victim. therefore appearing to be holding up an upside down turkey leg. The act is simply done for shock purposes.

"Hey man, I walked into the kitchen with five party guests and Alan was standing there turkey leg in hand. Little surprised."

by K.Sizzle August 2, 2009

turkish victory

A sex act whereby immediately following orgasm, the satisfied partner shouts "victory!!" and then immediately tasers his/her partner with a stun gun

Justin: Why did you buy a stun gun? Its not even a dangerous neighborhood around here.
Kristen: Its not for protection. Its for turkish victory.
Justin: What's that?
Kristen: After a dude makes me cum, I hop off his weiner, scream victory, and taser him right in the balls
Justin: Wow, thats some sick shit
Kristen: Turkish victory my friend

by roofman August 11, 2009